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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Less Squitos

I'd like to make a motion that instead of more squitos we have less squitos. Hear me out. What do they do? Suck blood, fly around, procreate, carry diseases, and buzz. I don't think that we need to have any of those things.

We have wetlands around our house and the mosquitos like them. I've noticed this year that we have larger black mosquitos than we've seen around here before. So far I've not noticed that they've injected any of us.

My Human used to live in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada. She learned on her first day there that you really shouldn't go walking down by the river without bug repellent in the evening time.


Roxie, Sammy, Andy and Shermie said...

If anybody comes up with a good way to get rid of those pesky things, let us know. Mom has to use stinky stuff to go outside with us so she doesn't get bitten. After all of the rain we have had, the mosquitos are in full force.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

I've noticed that mosquitos aren't as swift as flies and thusly easier to squash. I guess that's a good thing!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Yes, they do!