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Showing posts with label mosquitos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mosquitos. Show all posts

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Mosquitoes are Stupid!

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Mosquitoes are stupid! I've talked about them before, but I never pointed out that they are stupid. I should have, I guess I was being lazy then. I'm going to make it part of my presidential campaign to ban mosquitoes.

One of the benefits of having my Human around, however, is that they seem to like the taste of her better than us!

I was thinking about the cereal Lucky Charms today. My Human was eating some, and no she wouldn't share! Don't you think our food would be better with little marshmallows, too?

I need to make my Human take some more pictures of me! I don't have any new pictures of me, so here's one of Fargo, Meeps, & Roo looking out the window. You can compare it to a December 2006 photo of Roo and Meeps looking out this same window. Unfortunately we don't have any snow now.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Less Squitos


I'd like to make a motion that instead of more squitos we have less squitos. Hear me out. What do they do? Suck blood, fly around, procreate, carry diseases, and buzz. I don't think that we need to have any of those things.

We have wetlands around our house and the mosquitos like them. I've noticed this year that we have larger black mosquitos than we've seen around here before. So far I've not noticed that they've injected any of us.

My Human used to live in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada. She learned on her first day there that you really shouldn't go walking down by the river without bug repellent in the evening time.