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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Mosquitoes are Stupid!


Mosquitoes are stupid! I've talked about them before, but I never pointed out that they are stupid. I should have, I guess I was being lazy then. I'm going to make it part of my presidential campaign to ban mosquitoes.

One of the benefits of having my Human around, however, is that they seem to like the taste of her better than us!

I was thinking about the cereal Lucky Charms today. My Human was eating some, and no she wouldn't share! Don't you think our food would be better with little marshmallows, too?

I need to make my Human take some more pictures of me! I don't have any new pictures of me, so here's one of Fargo, Meeps, & Roo looking out the window. You can compare it to a December 2006 photo of Roo and Meeps looking out this same window. Unfortunately we don't have any snow now.


Joe Stains said...

I definitely think our food would be better with marshmallows!! good idea!! we hate ALL bugs around here.

MaPaw said...

Are you going to make marshmallows part of your presidential campaign? You have so many good ideas.

Anonymous said...

Yes... get rid of all bugs and add marshmallows to our food... all sounds perfect to me. Humm.. I need to talk to your human about you not getting that yummy cereal.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

I think I will at marshmallows to my platform. It seems like a popular item.

Thanks, Sitka. Tell my Human how stupid and stingy she is!

Khady Lynn said...

My mom usually picks out JUST the marshmellows and leaves the cereal!

I agree on banning skeeters. My human is from Minnesota, which has the skeeter as it's state bird!!! But, since they can make us very sick, they gotta go!!!


Tierre Williams said...

Marshmallows in dog food?! Uh, not a good idea, Tubey. But I don't like mosquitoes.