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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Campaign Theme Song


I heard a rumor that there is some candidate out there somewhere who is hoping that people who visit her website can help her choice a theme song for her campaign. It seemed like such a good idea that I decided that I must have had it before her. So, please help me find a theme song for my campaign to be the next President of Dogcountry.

Please remember some of my platform ideas:

My speeches will be only a couple minutes long and will end with cheese and bacon for everyone.

I will be banning epilepsy.

I'm for dog school reform.

For more info on my campaign, please see my announcement.


The Brat Pack said...

You're banning epilepsy?????

I'm SO behind you all the way. Whatever you need, I'm your Husky.


H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Yes, I'm banning stupid epilepsy. I have stupid seizures from time to time.

Thanks for your support!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Since I'm a songwriter, I wrote a special song for your campaign. It's sung to the tune of B-I-N-G-O. Let me know what you think. Maybe instead of a speechwriter, I can be your official songwriter.


Turbo's Campaign Song
By Katherine Olivia

There is a dog who will be president,
And Turbo is his name-o!
And Turbo is his name-o!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Kat, consider yourself hired! It's the perfect song.

The Army of Four said...

Wow, is Kat talented!
Hey, Tubey! Please let Fargo know Amber answered his question in today's post. We got a late start today - water, water, everywhere!
Tail wags,

Khady Lynn said...

I'm all for banning epilepsy. Abby has it, and has to take meds for the rest of her life for it. Luckily it works!

I like Kat's song! I think it's perfect!