More Music

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Some years ago, my stupid Human worked at a nursing home doing purchasing and a bunch of other things. She would listen to 1970's music, and she, the nurse she shared her office with, and her sales rep created new lyrics to the Carpenters' song Close To You.

Why do turds suddenly appear
Every time poo is near?
Just like pee
They long to be
Close to poo

Her clever nurse coworker also created an interpretive dance to the song Top Of The World. The nurse would act like she was climbing a ladder at the "on top of the world" part. Then she'd look down with her hand over her eyes at the "down on creation" part. When "the only explanation I could find" was sung, the nurse would act like she was looking through a big book while using a magnifying glass. Etc. Etc. Etc...

Humans are a pathetic group.

Manipulation

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If you have ever wondered how to manipulate your human, here's a suggestion. Of course it works best on humans that are at least as old as mine is. Back in the 1970's, humans' popular music often was essential a story sung over a tune. Many of those songs will be stuck for hours in a human's brain if they are mentioned (Lucille, Thank God I'm A Country Boy, etc).

But there was this one song called Shannon by a human named Henry Gross. The song is about a human boy whose mother is sick, father is gone, and whose dog (Shannon) has floated out to sea.

Campaign Theme Song

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I heard a rumor that there is some candidate out there somewhere who is hoping that people who visit her website can help her choice a theme song for her campaign. It seemed like such a good idea that I decided that I must have had it before her. So, please help me find a theme song for my campaign to be the next President of Dogcountry.

Please remember some of my platform ideas:

My speeches will be only a couple minutes long and will end with cheese and bacon for everyone.

I will be banning epilepsy.

I'm for dog school reform.

For more info on my campaign, please see my announcement.

Theme Song

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I heard a song the other day...an old song from when my Human was a little human. It was called "It's Hard to Be Humble." It was sung by some human who goes by the name of Mac Davis. (Humans sure have stupid names!)

I liked the song 'cause the refrain of it reminded me of me! (I changed just one word to made it more about me.)

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a dog
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can

Annoying Song!

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My Human won't stop singing a stupid made-up song:

"Here comes Tubey's claws,
Here comes Tubey's claws
Right down Santa Claus' legs!"

Yeah. Stupid!

I saw on Buster's blog some pictures of his mom & dad. So the picture on the left is of my Human when she was just a little human.