Lex Causes Thunder!

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I discovered yesterday that thunder is Lex's fault!!! How do I know this? I was just laying around, keeping my eye on Lex and it thundered! The sound came from his direction, so it had to be his fault. I stood up to growl at him and let him know that I found this very inappropriate.

Of course my stupid Human didn't like this. She never likes it when I point out that Lex is being stupid. So I promptly was escorted to my box.
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Yelling!

So I was yelling at Lex today. You probably know by know that it was because he was being stupid. My Human (who I think is stupid) decided to take a couple pictures of me before tossing me in my box. What's up with that????

It's 74 degrees Fahrenheit today. The stupid public school system decided early this morning to end the day about half way through because it was "too hot." I heard my Human discussing this (in the manner described as being that of a female canine) with her friend Large Oh. Now, my Human doesn't have any of those stupid hairless puppies, so she really shouldn't care one way or another about this. But she's all worked up over the school system. She'll probably blather on about this in her blog at some point. I heard my Human mention that this was a soap box issue for her. I hope so. I kind of like the taste of soap.

Stupid Noisy Thing!

That stupid thing that makes a lot of noise in the morning and wakes us up yelled for an hour and 7 minutes before my Human made it shut up! We've gotten pretty good at ignoring it, but still!!!! It was Fargo who finally woke my Human up by poking her!

And then my Human didn't take the time to play with us and let us watch that stupid TV before she left for her stupid job!

I could have woken her up sooner to make that stupid thing shut up, but I was in my box. All because of that stupid Lex, of course!!

At It Again!

Updated!!!

Stupid Lex did his stupid hacking again!!! He defaced my photo! Fortunately the good dogs behind Dogs With Blogs were able to secure the site and clear up Lex's mess.



See what happens when I have to be in the crate!

My Human's Not Sleeping Well

My Human hasn't been sleeping well lately. And she's been blaming it on me!!!! My Human claims that I've been yelling at Lex too much during the night. But I think we all know that it's really Lex's fault. For example, last night he had the nerve to walk down the hall during the night!

Can you guess what happens to poor Tubey then? Yep, my Human sticks me in the box!

My Human isn't all bad, though. She did lie on the floor with me last night rubbing my head and belly.

Pool!

Well, my Human finally put the pool out. We had a good time in it yesterday morning, and of course we decorated the sheets afterwards. The weather turned really hot yesterday, and it's supposed to stay that way for a while. It rained hard yesterday afternoon. I had to spend time in my box because I was yelling at Lex, telling him it was his fault that it was thundering.

My Human has to go back to work today. I think she needs to get one of those jobs where she can hang out at home all day.

In the Box

I cursed Lex out really good this morning for being stupid and walking across the livingroom floor!


My Human promptly arrested me. I attempted to explain my side of it.


But she didn't listen and promptly threw me into the Box.

Lightning is Stupid

We had one of those stupid storms with lightning last night. My Human slept through most of it 'cause she had earplugs in her ears. She didn't offer us any. (Sometimes we like to chew them up.) Everyone gets all worked up about the storm. I have to yell at Lex to tell him that he's stupid. He wants to get next to the Human, but she is MY HUMAN. So I read him the riot act. And guess what happens to me when I do that? Yep, the Human forces me into my crate! Oh the inhumanity incaninity!

And she didn't give me any pizza tonight!

Here's a photo of Lex moping.