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Friday, August 25, 2006


So I was yelling at Lex today. You probably know by know that it was because he was being stupid. My Human (who I think is stupid) decided to take a couple pictures of me before tossing me in my box. What's up with that????

It's 74 degrees Fahrenheit today. The stupid public school system decided early this morning to end the day about half way through because it was "too hot." I heard my Human discussing this (in the manner described as being that of a female canine) with her friend Large Oh. Now, my Human doesn't have any of those stupid hairless puppies, so she really shouldn't care one way or another about this. But she's all worked up over the school system. She'll probably blather on about this in her blog at some point. I heard my Human mention that this was a soap box issue for her. I hope so. I kind of like the taste of soap.


Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Mmmmmmmm - soap is good :-) My mum says that "why you would have one of those hairless people is beyond her". I tend to agree - I would hate to have to share her attention, sharing it with Charlie is bad enough !


H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Try sharing it with 5 other dogs!!!

Shmoo said...

I'm not really into soap, but Loki is. He'll eat a whole bar of soap, but he also licks his butt a lot, so he needs something to freshen up that breath. Sam eats soap and licks the bathtub. He also steals the toilet paper and sits there with it, lording it over us "look what I have and you don't".

I hope your human didn't go into that rant like my human woman "when I was a kid..." yeah, yeah, whatever.


H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Yeah, my Human did go on the "when I was a kid" rant. Apparently she had to walk to school 10 miles on broken glass with bare feet, up hill both direction. And there was a blizzard everyday AND the temperature was always 150 degrees!