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Tuesday, August 08, 2006


When I was just a little guy, we lived in a different house. And that house had floor vents. Our house now has a different heating and cooling system. There are no vents! I think that's really stupid. I'm demanding that my Human put floor vents in this house. I want to lie on something that blows cool air on me. I really don't think that's asking too much.


Bogart H. Devil said...

How could anyone resist that photo of you Turbo? I think you'll be getting some vents, pronto.


IndyPindy said...

Awwww Tubey, you were so daggone cute as a puppy!

I feel your pain, we don't have floor vents. The vents in our house are in the ceiling, of all places!

My grandparents' house has floor vents. Amber is so lucky. She can cover up an entire floor vent too!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Kelly, have Cody call me. We'll talk about how stupid our humans are!

Bogart, I'll send her subliminal messages!

Indy, I think you need to figure out how to lie on the ceiling!

Large Oh, you're just jealous that you don't have a weenie!

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

I stretch out on the cool tile floor under where the cold air blows from the ceiling. I am lucky my Mommy has to live in a meat locker (seems to be some sort of rite of passage ritual for you-man women) so she keeps the a/c at 72. Living in the subtropics I have to deal with this year round! And - cuz it gets even hotter than usual in the summer - I get an undignifying summer doo each year!

Bussie Kissies

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Hi, Buster. Can I stop by some day when it's hot at my house? Your's sounds fantastic!