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Friday, August 11, 2006

Poll for Queen Penny of D'azul

This poll was commissioned by Penny:

Should dogs have opposable thumbs?
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D'Azul Siberian said...

Thanks for the poll Turbo, you rock. I am sure it will be overwhelming YES!! to opposable thumbs for siberians.


LargeOh said...

I think your human has an opposable ass.

I voted "NO" on the poll... Dogs have no business picking locks, learning sign language, braiding each other's hair into corn rows, inserting tampons or taking part in complicated Native American Beading classes.

As humans, we must protect that with which we have been blessed. No good can come from an abomination such as you describe... No good at all I tell you!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

It'll be overwhelming if the stupid humans like my Human's friend Large Oh stay away. What can I say? They are stupid!!!

D'Azul Siberian said...

Stupid!!! I agree Turbo. Who wants to do all those things? Opposable thumbs would simplify the really good stuff, like treat stealing.


Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Opposable thumbs would prove that we Dogs are the superior beings and humans are our pets.


Ender said...

I voted no on this poll...why mess with perfection!