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Sunday, August 06, 2006


It's August and once again it's time for lots of fluff to come off of all of us. Each night my Human brings out that stupid D. Animal who sucks up all the fluff on us.

My Human has to dump the fluff out of D. Animal at least twice each time she vacuums only the living room.


Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

WOW ! Tubey, I have NEVER seen so much fur ! I thought our Dyson Vroomy had to work hard with all of Charlie's hair - but you guys are amazing ! Maybe your mum should make pillows out of all that fur !


H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Sometimes I think that if it wasn't for the fluff, we wouldn't have any carpet at all!

Woofwoof said...

Tell the human to knit it into a sweater so she can have you with her all the time. But remind her to stay away from PETA people. They have a thing about fur.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

There is definately enough fluff to knit into a sweater...if my Human knew how to knit.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

You're a weird human, Large O!

Anonymous said...

I am also blowing my coat... Mum has removed the carpet from the living room for a while!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Maybe your Mum will weave your fluff into a rug???

Shmoo said...

Turbo... its Sam (and my bionic hip). Meeshka went to get a drink of water, so I jumped on the computer thing.

Pee on the dyson thing. Its fun. It smells funny when they use it, especially when you pee on the filter thing. The dyson thing doesn't like it, but it can only run until its cord runs out, so you're safe.

Ugh, Meeshka's back, cya later

Turbo... sorry for the idiot's post.


Bogart H. Devil said...

Wow, that's a lotta fur!

My mom has been saving all of mine - I'm not a big shedder so she has to strip it on a regular basis to keep me lookin' fine - that she is going to have spun into yarn and then she's going to knit me something. She's a really good knitter (I destroy, uh, improve her pieces on a regular basis) but I'm kinda afraid of what she'll come up with. More fur to be pulled before the grand spinning, tho.


H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Sam, I think that's a good plan.

Meeshka, well, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Bogart, if my Human knitted, it'd come unravelled just as quickly!