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Sunday, August 27, 2006

Fleas are Very Stupid!!!


Someone brought fleas into our house. I suspect that Lex picked them up from that stupid no-possum he found. Meepie had a bunch of them. (Meeps said that they liked him 'cause he's so sweet!.) I had the least amount of them. We all had to have baths. Then my Human cleaned the carpet with some stuff.

I don't hate baths as much as some of the others do. But of course I agree that baths are stupid.

In other news, my Human brought home some crickets for Griselda Gecko. I don't think that the lizard or the crickets have fleas, though.


IndyPindy said...

Ooooh, I hope those stupid fleas didn't make you sick! I got fleas from a foster dog once and the stupid fleas gave me some kind of worms...I forget which. So I had to take worming medicine.

My mom puts flea stuff on me every month from spring right through November since I tested positive for Lyme disease a few years ago. They had another test done and my immune system fought it off so I am fine, but she doesn't want to take any more chances with those stupid fleas!

And yes, baths are stupid too! I hope you splahsed and shook and got your human very wet!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Kaluah "Lulu," well, I plan on killing them all. So you can borrow one only if it's dead.

Indy, my Human is examing our poop thoroughly. She wants to avoid worm medicine for all us. Nikki was generous. She pooped in the house today so that my Human didn't have to go outside.

DustyDoodles said...


Fleas are the pits. Glad your hooman took care of them for you and that was really good of Nikki to poop in the house so the hooman wouldn't have to go outside. I'm gonna have to remember that when Da momma is doing the poop check thing.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

It's good to help our humans out every once in a while. It means so much to them!