After the Bath

woo!

I don't know about you, but I love running around after my bath and rubbing my face and body on the carpet and furniture.

Undignified, Spitz, Pease

woo!

Okay, first of all I don't think that any of the human Presidential candidates are ever grabbed, tossed in a bathtub, had shampoo rubbed all over then, and then sprayed off. I finally got a good stink on right before my stupid Human decided that I needed a bath.

Hey! Congratulations to that Michael Phelps guy for winning 8 gold medals in swimming events at the human Olympics. Humans don't have much to be proud about, so many humans are rejoicing at this feat.

When my Human was really young (like in the single digit years), a human by the name of Mark Spitz won 7 gold medals swimming. During that summer (like several summers, actually), my Human was enrolled in swimming classes. The coach of her town's swim team was a human whose last name was Pease. My Human said that this joke was told a lot that summer around the swimming pool:

Mark Spitz while Coach Pease.

Yeah. Like I said above, humans don't have much to be proud about.

Fleas are Very Stupid!!!

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Someone brought fleas into our house. I suspect that Lex picked them up from that stupid no-possum he found. Meepie had a bunch of them. (Meeps said that they liked him 'cause he's so sweet!.) I had the least amount of them. We all had to have baths. Then my Human cleaned the carpet with some stuff.

I don't hate baths as much as some of the others do. But of course I agree that baths are stupid.

In other news, my Human brought home some crickets for Griselda Gecko. I don't think that the lizard or the crickets have fleas, though.

Independence Day (Fourth of July)

Fireworks are stupid!!! And they are loud!!! We live out in the country. If we were in the city, fireworks would not be legal for private citizen to explode. But out here, they're considered a mighty-fine thing. Out here the humans think that it's fun to blow stuff up real good. (My Human wants you to know 2 things: 1) she took that photo above on the right several years ago at a big fireworks show in our town and 2) she's not planning on blowing anything up.)

And speaking of stupid, I've noticed that it always thunderstorms around the 4th of July! Both lightning & thunder are stupid! I have this theory that the smoke from the fireworks and the bbq's feeds the clouds and that causes the storms. It stormed all last night.

My Human does not have to go to that stupid job she has today. I think I heard her say something about giving all of us (except Niki) baths. Niki is excluded because of her tendency to sink her teeth into my Human's hand.