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Monday, August 18, 2008

Undignified, Spitz, Pease


Okay, first of all I don't think that any of the human Presidential candidates are ever grabbed, tossed in a bathtub, had shampoo rubbed all over then, and then sprayed off. I finally got a good stink on right before my stupid Human decided that I needed a bath.

Hey! Congratulations to that Michael Phelps guy for winning 8 gold medals in swimming events at the human Olympics. Humans don't have much to be proud about, so many humans are rejoicing at this feat.

When my Human was really young (like in the single digit years), a human by the name of Mark Spitz won 7 gold medals swimming. During that summer (like several summers, actually), my Human was enrolled in swimming classes. The coach of her town's swim team was a human whose last name was Pease. My Human said that this joke was told a lot that summer around the swimming pool:

Mark Spitz while Coach Pease.

Yeah. Like I said above, humans don't have much to be proud about.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Oh but we soooooo humour them...

Dr. Turbo-08

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Hopefully both Mark and Coach were NOT in the water at the time - that would be so disgusting!!! (and stooooopid too)

Wags, the OP Pack

The Army of Four said...

Hee hee hee! Yeah, but I'll bet Fargo thinks it's funny! :)
PS: Oh, Tubey! I am SO sorry to hear about the b-a-t-h! I've heard my mom mention that same thing... and the word "soon". *shudder*

Teddy Westlife said...

Humans are very silly and we're lucky to have you to set them straight.

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

My Two Best Friends said...


Don't you just hate those baths - I had to have one too but then at the show, I rolled on the ground. Mom wasn't happy - I was!!

Thor and Marco Polo

Kathryn and Ari said...

Misery loves company? Ari had a similar bath experience today. She's still sulking in her crate, four hours later. Sheesh! Who knew oatmeal shampoo was so evil!?!

Urban Smoothie Read said...

we are so happy for michael phelps.... he is freaking great

Jan said...

Just when we get our smell just perfect, we are taken to the groomer to become sissyfied.

Misty the alpha Poodle

Puddleglum said...

You're right-- humans are wierd.

I am new to your blog; I look forward to getting to know you better!

Nevis said...

Ha ha ha! That was pretty funny, albiet juvinile humor.

Nice to meet you....I'm new to your blog.

Simcha said...

HuMom used to have the Mark Spitz poster hanging on her bedroom wall.