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Saturday, August 16, 2008



Where I live, dogs do not need a license to be a dog. But they do inside of Columbia and in many, many cities across this great country and even world of ours. When I am President, dogs and even cats will no longer need a license to exist.

Humans have come up with the concept of licenses as yet another ploy to trick other humans into paying taxes.

Taxes are stupid. The government of the humans keeps creating more and more taxes to pay for more and more stupid things. The human government creates departments and bureaus to create taxes and then use tax dollars to pay for those departments and bureaus.

I have heard from my Human that the human government actually dictates what type of posters are required to be on the walls of businesses. I asked my Human who reads these posters. She said that no one does, other than her corporate auditors who visit occasionally to check on things.

One of my favorite human government programs is the so-called "Paperwork Reduction Act." My Human said that in the course of her job, she will get a multipaged document from the human government with one sheet of paper inserted with the something like the following printed on it:

Hey Humans! Look at us! We are telling you on this sheet of paper that the government really, really cares about you. Because we are caring, we are have calculated that it should take you 30 minutes to read everything on this form and only 15 minutes to fill it out. YMMV.


My Two Best Friends said...


You are the smartest Siberian We have ever met. Do you study the newspaper or internet every day? Did you go to school. I want to be smart like you - I agree taxes are dumb!

Thor and Marco Polo

Eduardo said...

Yes! Yes! & Yes! President Turbo all the way!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

How khan the khountry not help but notice how khwalified woo are -

Each day the 'khompetition' just looks more and more lame -

Dr. Turbo-08

Kathryn and Ari said...

Not only are dogs required to be licensed here in Maine, but their humans can be taken to court and fined $100 if they aren't. And there's still an archaic law on the books that says a local constable can shoot any dog who isn't licensed. That's pretty scary.

So here's our question: if dogs have to be licensed to be dogs, what are they, then, if they're not licensed?

Shmoo said...

Just to add to the human stupidity; my human woman came home one day and ranted about the fact that her company fedexed a poster to her branch office that said "save money, use the U.S. Postal Service".

Sad, but totally true.


The Army of Four said...

Tubey........ oh, Tubey. We really hope you get elected. You have our total support!
Tail wags,

The Daily Echo said...

I think Mom should let you hang some of your campaign posters in her office. Mom said she will provide you with a lifetime supply of dog cookies if you abolish taxes when you're elected.

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Woo hoo, we are all in favor of no licenses too - more money for treats!!! And poor Phantom got his dewclaw caught in the loopie of his license ring yesterday. Mom had to rescue him.

12 paws up here for Turbo!!!!

Woo, the OP Pack