Not An Insurance Salesman

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I have a friend who is a gecko who has a blog. Please stop by and say "hi" to Blitz at http://blitzsplace.blogspot.com/

I have a gecko room mate. But Griselda doesn't have a blog. But a picture of her is below:

No New Cuzes

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My stupid Human went to Petco today and did not purchase any new cuzes! When I asked her about it, she said that they only had the really small ones. The cuzes that are about the size of a ping pong ball. I don't know that I believe her. Besides, what is the point of having a human if she doesn't buy cuzes?

And here's where it gets really stupid. She bought some stupid crickets for Griselda Gecko. Apparently that is what Griselda eats. She's really boring and stupid, though.

This afternoon, we had some really big rain storms. It rained. It hailed. It hailed. It hailed. It rained... 4 hours after the hailstorm, there were still piles of hail in various locations in our county. Hail is stupid because it isn't snow.

Hey! Here's a picture of me not playing with a new cuz and not in the hail:

Insurance Agent

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I don't talk about it much, but we have a gecko named Griselda who lives with us. She's really boring. I'd show you a video of her, but she doesn't do much of anything. So below are a couple still photos of her...you can pretend they are a video 'cause it would look the same!

Fleas are Very Stupid!!!

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Someone brought fleas into our house. I suspect that Lex picked them up from that stupid no-possum he found. Meepie had a bunch of them. (Meeps said that they liked him 'cause he's so sweet!.) I had the least amount of them. We all had to have baths. Then my Human cleaned the carpet with some stuff.

I don't hate baths as much as some of the others do. But of course I agree that baths are stupid.

In other news, my Human brought home some crickets for Griselda Gecko. I don't think that the lizard or the crickets have fleas, though.

Griselda the Gecko

Besides the canines of the house, the Human has one other animal authorized to live in the house. Griselda the Gecko has lived with us for a couple years. She used to live at the former workplace of my Human. But when my Human left that place, Griselda came home to be with us.

At first we were excited because she had a new smell that we weren't used to, but since then we think she's really boring. She doesn't do much. She eats crickets and sells Geico insurance. For some reason, my Human won't let Griselda run around and be our preymate playmate. We have, however, played with the crickets.

(Note to WoofWoof: I don't know what Geckos taste like, either. I can't bite through the glass case she's in.)

Shameful Husky Secrets

To the casual observer, these pictures appear to be cute huskies being lazy. But to me I see evidence of my shameful secret. Notice the undisturbed stuffed animals, books, and even a live gecko. Also notice that there are actually 2 different couches.

Hi, I'm Turbo the Sibe and I'm not destructive. There, I've said it! I have never enjoyed ripping stuffed animals to shreds. Or couches. Or pillows. Or comforters. Lex, Meepie, Fargo, and Aurora have all participated in chaos and destruction.

Let me address the couch first. If you look in the previous entry with Meepie's head sticking out in the couch you will see that that couch is different than the 2 in this entry. Yep, that couch fell victim to husky destruction via Lex, Meepie, and Fargo. The replacement couch is the one on the left in this entry. It is also departed due to the handy work of L, M, & F.

Fargo also likes to remove carpet and linoleum, but he's not done this for a few years.

Lex once removed a huge hunk of drywall.

Meepie has killed feather pillows, phone books, and many stuffed animals.

Aurora loves sinking her teeth into a nice fluffy comforter.

Niki hasn't shown any tendencies in this area yet.

But I ask "WHY AM I CRATED WHEN THE HUMAN LEAVES????" The photo below was a "set up." The Human placed this stuffie in front of me to get a cute picture of the puppy chewing on something. The only thing I enjoy destroying is toilet paper tubes, but Aurora tries to steal them so I can't even enjoy that!