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Thursday, April 03, 2008

No New Cuzes


My stupid Human went to Petco today and did not purchase any new cuzes! When I asked her about it, she said that they only had the really small ones. The cuzes that are about the size of a ping pong ball. I don't know that I believe her. Besides, what is the point of having a human if she doesn't buy cuzes?

And here's where it gets really stupid. She bought some stupid crickets for Griselda Gecko. Apparently that is what Griselda eats. She's really boring and stupid, though.

This afternoon, we had some really big rain storms. It rained. It hailed. It hailed. It hailed. It rained... 4 hours after the hailstorm, there were still piles of hail in various locations in our county. Hail is stupid because it isn't snow.

Hey! Here's a picture of me not playing with a new cuz and not in the hail:


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Poor Prez2B Tubey -

Yet ANOTHER thing that just WON'T happen when YOU are in charge!

I played with my orange bad khuz in your honour!!

Hmmm - are khrikhets tasty?


Jan said...

Petco needs to change its policy for letting humans out of its store.

Misty the alpha Poodle

Noah the Airedale said...

Hi Turbo,
Um what are Cuzes matie?

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Charlie - The Big Dog said...

Hey Buddy,

1x new CUZ coming up!

We are also gonna include a little something for your mom too, because "She's so precious to us"



Jessie, Jake and Lola said...

Ya we don't know what Khuz's are either - we can't see anything in the picture but we know we will want one too!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

When we were puppies, Mom and Dad bought us two cuzes that were the ping pong ball sized ones. One of them died and we had to have a funeral, but the other one still carries on. We actually like them better because we can really get them flying around. The living one does have some cracks now, so Mom said another funeral might be in our future.

Steve and Kat

PS. Your mom should be fired for not bringing you new toys.

The Daily Echo said...

Hail hurts our feety feet and our noggins too if we're outside! We don't like sleet either. Hey - we should have had Mom send Griselda the worm Shyla squished today. It might be like Livergreat to her!