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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Read My Lips!

woo!

As I've said previously, I will eliminate taxes in my term as your President.

9 comments:

BenTheRotti said...

You are eliminating taxes?? Ok thats done it.. Mum wants you to ship out here pronto and run for Prime-Minister..

come sort our credit crunch out before our house becomes worthless and we all have to live in an unheated kennel with no treats!!

Mum says our government takes 25% of Dad's hard earned money in taxes then charges taxes on everything they buy with the pitiful amount left.. seems we NEED YOU Turbo.

Ben xxx

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

What Ben said: WE NEED YOU!

One week until the Pawsylveinyah Primary!!

Sniff sniff sniff - I smell another vikhtory!!!

Khyra
KK
T'08

jan said...

That graphic should be on every billboard in every city in the country.

Holly said...

If all those taxes actually were used to fund GOOD stuff, they wouldn't be so stupid, but since they fund more stupid things than non-stupid things, I think you are doing a wonderful thing by eliminating them. And I agree with Jan (same name as my mom) that we need billboards all over the country with that graphic! Maybe you could sell it to some of those stupid humans running for president?

Holly

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Mom said she really can't wait now until you become president! She mailed her taxes off today and has been grumbling ever since.
Hugs,
Sitka

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

OOOOOoooo Turbo!

How do I get you in as president! Who do I need to nose!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Kathryn and Ari said...

Tubey,
I heard an NPR story today about Turbo Tax: apparently, their system crashed and people were having to wait hours and hours to file their returns. Was that part of your ploy to subvert the dominant paradigm? Bravo!

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Yeah.. taxes are stupid everywhere!!

~ Girl girl

Pugsley the Lovely Lady Pug said...

No more taxes! Let my Mama use her money to buy me more toys!