Turbo Tax Explained

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I have been questioned by a certain human belonging to my good friend Benson J. Puppypaws.

Let me make one thing clear: Taxes are stupid.

But, unfortunately, the human run government has make taxes necessary to fund all their programs.

I understand the psychology of humans. You'll notice my picture on the TurboTax box. Humans are more willing to buy a product if it has a cute dog on the box. Although I am not yet in Congress, I've decided to put my own tax product on the market. When a human choses to buy this product, the money goes directly to the animals. Here is my own tax plan:

1. Humans will no longer be paying the human government money.

2. Humans will be giving their money to their dogs, cats, goats, birds, etc.

3. These now well-funded animals will be in charge of dispersal of funds to programs that they feel are more important than the ones the humans have long felt were important.

Remember, humans, be kind to the animals. One day soon, we will be in charge.

Read My Lips!

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As I've said previously, I will eliminate taxes in my term as your President.

For Joe Stains: Turbo Tax

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Yes, it is my tax.

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I've got a lot to go over in today's entry. It's not really connected to anything. I just have a lot of random thoughts to mention.

Please make sure that your humans have paid their Turbo Tax for the year. I need all the money I can get to buy cheese and banana chips.

I think global warming is stupid.

My Human is going to buy some leather cleaning stuff to get rid of my pawprints I so thoughtfully left her in the huskymobile.

Our neighbor cattle have been getting closer to our fence. I've yelled at them that they are stupid, but all they say is "moooooooo!"

I think that Don Imus and Al Sharpton are both stupid. In general, all people are stupid.

I'm working up a pilot tv show kind of like Trading Spouses, but in my series dogs are exchanged.

I was listening to NPR's Sunday morning show. The were talking about the death of Don Ho. I was pleased to here that they mentioned that he'd been a guest star on the Brady Bunch.

I need to publish pictures of us sleeping like a lot of others have.

Meepie is stupid. He has been peeing on the door of my crate.

I made Meepie limp the other day. Physician, heal thy self!

We've not seen any turtles this spring.

I had another seizure this morning. And my Human would not give me any cheese!