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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Turbo Tax Explained


I have been questioned by a certain human belonging to my good friend Benson J. Puppypaws.

Let me make one thing clear: Taxes are stupid.

But, unfortunately, the human run government has make taxes necessary to fund all their programs.

I understand the psychology of humans. You'll notice my picture on the TurboTax box. Humans are more willing to buy a product if it has a cute dog on the box. Although I am not yet in Congress, I've decided to put my own tax product on the market. When a human choses to buy this product, the money goes directly to the animals. Here is my own tax plan:

1. Humans will no longer be paying the human government money.

2. Humans will be giving their money to their dogs, cats, goats, birds, etc.

3. These now well-funded animals will be in charge of dispersal of funds to programs that they feel are more important than the ones the humans have long felt were important.

Remember, humans, be kind to the animals. One day soon, we will be in charge.


Shmoo said...

I'm very glad that your new plan will assist us in the take over of the world and will provide us with the funds needed to purchase Livergreat in large vats.


Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

We believe your plan will work furry well. Hoomans don't need no government. Dey need us!!!!!

Husky kisses,

houndstooth said...

I'm all about that plan! Oh, the collars I'll have!


Teddy Westlife said...

I support your plan totally, Tubey!

Jack & Moo said...

The humans truly do need to be saved from themselves, and as Man's Best friend, it's our duty to get it done right!

jack a-roo & moo too

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Sign me up!


D.K. Wall said...

Turbo - shhhhhh! Our hu-dad already thinks we are in charge. And he was just using your product.

Marigold said...

Here! Here!

Khady Lynn said...

My humans love your product, unless of course, they have to pay the stupid government! We would gladly pay for anything that servers the animals purpose though! You go Unkey Tubey!

Khady Lynn

Tibby said...

Hi Turbbo!
Your product looks wonderful! I'm sure my Owner Girl would have bought it just for your cute face if she hadn't already filed her taxes! It sounds like a great plan though!
:) Tibby

Donna said...
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Donna said...

I have an important notice for you. Several local stores are selling your product without your photo so I think they must be counterfiet. I bet they are trying to keep the profits for themselves, but you need that money to run for office. I think you need to hire a doggy lawyer--skip the human lawyers because they aren't intelligent enough to represent you in a complicated case like this.