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Sunday, April 15, 2007



I've got a lot to go over in today's entry. It's not really connected to anything. I just have a lot of random thoughts to mention.

Please make sure that your humans have paid their Turbo Tax for the year. I need all the money I can get to buy cheese and banana chips.

I think global warming is stupid.

My Human is going to buy some leather cleaning stuff to get rid of my pawprints I so thoughtfully left her in the huskymobile.

Our neighbor cattle have been getting closer to our fence. I've yelled at them that they are stupid, but all they say is "moooooooo!"

I think that Don Imus and Al Sharpton are both stupid. In general, all people are stupid.

I'm working up a pilot tv show kind of like Trading Spouses, but in my series dogs are exchanged.

I was listening to NPR's Sunday morning show. The were talking about the death of Don Ho. I was pleased to here that they mentioned that he'd been a guest star on the Brady Bunch.

I need to publish pictures of us sleeping like a lot of others have.

Meepie is stupid. He has been peeing on the door of my crate.

I made Meepie limp the other day. Physician, heal thy self!

We've not seen any turtles this spring.

I had another seizure this morning. And my Human would not give me any cheese!


Dakota said...

Good morning Tubey!
I was sad to hear about Don Ho. The Mom is quite fond of his music - of course, she also listens to Jimmy Buffett, Kenny Chesney, Carribbean Steel Drums and a whole bunch of other stuff that has absolutely nothing to do with Huskies. I'm not sure why. Personally, I have a thing for Snow Patrol. Their name speaks to me.


PS - I hope you are OK after your seizure and that your human relents on the no cheese thing. If she does not, see if Meepie will pee on her bed! That seems to get TONS of attention around here.

Sooky said...

Hi Tubey,
I agree, Humans are stupid, No cheese that just won't do.
Hope you are feeling better,
Puppy Kisses, Sooky

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Dakota, your the mom has an interesting taste in music!

and Dakota & Sooky, I didn't get any cheese, but I got to lick her soup bowl clean.

Marley said...

I agree, humans really are the stupidest creatures ever! I'm working on training mine NOT to speak....they really don't know when to shut up sometimes!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I like you idea for a TV show. Can I request that I get to go to a house without a cat please?

Kat (I said "cat" with a "c" not a "k".)

IndyPindy said...

Hi Tubey,

I'm sorry you had a seizure. My mom has some questions about canine epilepsy, she is trying to help someone whose dog has it. She will email your mom.

Some of the humans started a new dog health group, your human might want to check it out. At least, come check me out on my blog, I'm all dressed up like a doctor!

The Army of Four said...

Hi Tubey,
I'm sorry to hear about your seizure. Are you OK now? Maybe you can have cheese NOW!?!
PS: You look very handsome in that picture!

MaPaw said...

Tubey, I am way behind in reading posts so I just read about Kurt Vonnegut and am very sad. Today is a blue Monday.

Anonymous said...

I agree - Global warming is STUPID!!! Oh no, Meepie should know better... no peeing on your crate door!!! I am upset to hear of your seizure... you ok now?

Tierre Williams said...

Sorry about the seizure, Tubey. I also agree that global warming is stupid. And --this is from me (a person of color)-- what Imus said about the Rutgers team is stupid.

Tierre (TY-ree)
(the human)

The Brat Pack said...

Sorry you had a seizure...I hate it when I have mine.

The no cheese thing is insane. Protest for sure.

Thrawn from The Brat Pack

Khady Lynn said...

My sister Abby use to have siezures, but now takes meds and doesn't have them any more. I never get any cheese, so know how you feel. Although with the Natural Balance dry food recall we may start getting lots of human food if our human decides to start making it for us herself!