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Friday, April 25, 2008



A couple nights ago, we saw a public service announcement about the environment. Some actor who is on a USA Network show showed a picture of the earth and said "this is the way astronauts see our planet." Then he showed a picture of a brown earth and said "this is the way astronauts would see the earth when it's polluted."

So, apparently, the reason we shouldn't pollute is so that astronauts will have something pretty to look at.

Have you ever notice that humans are stupid? They get all worked up about one thing. Then they over react trying to solve that "problem" only to cause another problem. My favorite examples of this are when humans introduce an non-local species of plant or animal into the local environment to take care of an alledged problem. Then the non-native species takes over the local ecosystem causing a bigger problem because there is no natural preditor. (Examples of this include kudzu, the Northern Snakehead, and the new 5 dollar footlong commercial.)

A big problem with humans is that they aren't patient and think that they can solve anything. And it seems to me that whatever humans choose to do, it's going to be the wrong thing.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Yet ANOTHER example of Tubey Wisdom!

Yes, people are stoopid -

'nuf said -


Teddy Westlife said...

They're just not as clever as us, are they? Especially you, President Tubey!

Huffle Mawson, Explorer Cat

Kathryn and Ari said...

Tubey, the caninaturalist and I say BRAVO to this outstanding post. And here's an idea: what if subway served kudzu instead of meatball subs? That might solve multiple stooopid human problems.

Princess Patches said...

You're exactly right, Turbo! We live in Georgia and our people battle Kudzu all the time. Thanks to some stupid politicians who thought they should bring it here to control erosion!

Poppy & Penny

Fred said...

Kudzu is scary! I was born in the great state of Alabama, and it has taken over almost everything there! Nothing can kill it! (Even Bichons)

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Hey-Woo Tubey,

Woo should do a spot on "stupid job interviewing people!" They don't know a good person that they should hire frum a person who doesn't want to do their work & take off away frum their desk to get out of doing their job.

-Cosmos & Juneau-

Jan said...

And cane toads in Australia. They have to bring in dogs to help them with that problem humans caused.

Turbo for President.

Misty the alpha Poodle

Shmoo said...

I hope my human woman doesn't see this, you'll just get her started on big head Al Gore's get rich scheme (aka: global warming) all over again.


Khady Lynn said...

That's why you need to be in charge. Cuz you won't muck things up the way the stupid humans have. You think things through much more thoroughly!


The Daily Echo said...

I think it's the human version of chasing their tail - if they had one.