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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Czars & Tax Returns

woo!
A week ago, Queen Meeshka woo'ed this comment on my blog:

Ms. Clinton just announced that she will be hiring a "Poverty Czar" so that there will not be poverty in the U.S. What positions with scary communistic titles will you be creating?

I also noticed that you haven't released your Tax records, as a dog for the people I think the public would like a clear understanding of your material wealth and how you are better able to relate to their fiscal responsibility issues because of your lack of pockets or line of credit.


I'll address the tax question first by referring you to click on the picture of my return to biggify it.

Now for the Czar part. I've always thought that it was stupid that humans use the word "Czar" to refer to someone that they have put in charge of some stupid part of their government. In my government, I will be assigning dogs, other animals, and even some non-stupid humans to positions such as the Money Lead Dog, the Education Swing Dog, and the Nutrition Wheel Dog. That way everyone will know their places!

Also, remember that a czar is a tsar is a caesar is a kaiser.

9 comments:

Kathryn and Ari said...

Tubey,
I'm so embarrassed: Ari is two years old, and as best as I can tell, she's never filed her taxes. Can she (or I) be audited for this oversight? And do you have any advice for getting her to cough up the truth about stolen food and toys? I fear we might have an embezzler of ENRON proportions here at my house.

PS- Tell your human we think she is brilliant, both for her use of photoshop and her mastery of byzantine tax codes. We hope you appreciate her as much as you should.

Ivy said...

ummmmm... 1040-dog? i didnt know about that form. oops, i mean that i file that every year! yeah.

hey tubey i think my peepol mite haf stolen something from you. you can haf it back! i don't want it!

luv ivy

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Kaiser!

ROLLS!!

Sandwiches!!!

ANYWAY, another nice move on your part in getting your return out there - not all of the other khandidates have done it in the depth woo have -

I'm trying to book woo on Woo The Press next Sunday - I think Tim Russert will be so taken by your sincerity and abilities -

So please be ready fur your khloseup -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
KK
T'08

BenTheRotti said...

I have to pay taxes??

is there an exemption for being handsome? do i qualify? do they accept half eaten stinky salmon cookies as renumeration?

i've never paid taxes! am i a criminal? will i go to doggy jail?

is any of this applicable since i live in (not so)Great Britain??

Woo Woo

Ben xxxx

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Oh my DOG! I am now 4 and have never filed my taxes!!! Please help keep all of us deliquents out of jail Turbo!!!
Hugs,
Sitka

4xBs said...

hi Turbo, that's a funny tax return. we haven't filed our taxes. do you think we are gonna go to prison? oh yeah, Brody is already in jail. now about those czars, do you think Bailey could be one?

woofs.

The Husky in the Window said...

I guess we have to file our taxes soon. Can puppies be an exemption? Will you get us that refund check too that everyone else is getting?
Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

Holly said...

I would like to be the Lead FDA dog. It makes total sense since we have tons of meds in our house, and lots of food issues. I will make sure there are lots of low cost vet care and more available options for pets, just like there are for people. I will also see to it that we do not import any nasty food from countries that try to cut costs and poison us. Only the BEST, non-allergenic ingredients for our food!!

Also, I think your tax returns look good. Thanks for sharing with us.

Holly

Holly

The Daily Echo said...

Mom said she used Turbo Tax for my tax form. Hmmm....do you know anything about that?
ECHO