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Sunday, April 06, 2008



Queen Meeshka posted a good question on my blog this weekend:

Ms. Clinton just announced that she will be hiring a "Poverty Czar" so that there will not be poverty in the U.S. What positions with scary communistic titles will you be creating?

I also noticed that you haven't released your Tax records, as a dog for the people I think the public would like a clear understanding of your material wealth and how you are better able to relate to their fiscal responsibility issues because of your lack of pockets or line of credit.

I will be answering those questions soon.

It's been a weekend full of stupid. My Human had a big truck deliver a load of gravel for the driveway. But the driver dumped a big pile where my Human likes to park. She is going to have someone come and push the gravel around today.

Lex has been very stupid this weekend. And I ended up being a political prisoner as a result.

My Human is going to be leaving the house in a while to get that stupid fur on top of her head trimmed.


The Army of Four said...

Bummer that you were incarcerated. On the positive side, this means no one has the "former POW" status cornered.
Tail wags,

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Ha rooo roooo ROOOOO fur Storms!

Guess woo were inkharcerated in KholumbiaKhanineHilton -

I'm glad woo were able to be released FUR we are khlosing in on 4/22 woo need to khanvas some more areas of Pencilveinyah! -

PeeEss: good lukhk with the human's fur trimming

Kapp pack said...

I think woo could apply for politicfal asylum in Pennsylvania! Khyra and I would take care of woo!

WOo woo, KA

BenTheRotti said...

Mum went for the fur on her head trimming a week or so ago.. she came back looking exactly the same to me then moaned that no-one noticed she had been to the hairdresser.. hoomans are a strange breed!

Jessie, Jake and Lola said...

Fur trimming for the humans - heehee - hope it turns out swell