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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Climate Control

woo!

I read an article today that human scientist announced that there will be floods and drought on the earth. Humans are so stupid.

Okay, here is my prognostication on the climate:

Sometimes it will rain. Sometimes it won't rain. It'll snow sometimes (although not enough for me). It's going to get hot in the summer. It will get cold in the winter. Some days the temperature will seem hotter than it should be for your particular season. But on other days it will seem too cool.

8 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

WOW!

Will woo be startin' a weekend fill-in on your lokhal news??

Woo nailed the forekhast!

Be safe out there!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Tracey said...

I will vote for you Turbo - do they let Australians vote in these things?

P.s. when will you be answering Queen Meeshka's question from a few days ago?

Turbo the Sibe said...

As always, thank woo, Khyra!

Tracey, I can't think of any reason why you couldn't vote for me. I don't think our constitution says that non-U.S. citizens can't vote for a dog (or 2 or 3) for president. I'm sure that it only means that you can't vote for humans. Not that anyone would want to vote for humans, anywoo.

I will be answering Queen Meeshka's questions this Sunday.

Abby and Jack said...

Hi Turbo! Just stoppin by to say hi!

Jack and Abby

Shmoo said...

I'm glad that you aren't using Bill Nye the "Science Guy" as an expert in your global warming cabinet. Is he really a scientist? I don't think so, but he keeps showing up on tv as an "expert". Humans are so stupid.

Remember, your fluff floats into the ozone and plugs up that hole, so shed often and shed a lot.

Meeshka

The Army of Four said...

Tubey, I really think you nailed it! If you aren't too busy being president, would you give a guest lecture at one of my Meteorology classes?
Love,
Ammy

cyber-sibes said...

Wooos, that was brilliant of you to put up a Cosmic Cuz Weather Satellite! Your forecast beats the ones by the stoopid weather humans by 1000%.

Wooos,
Star & the Jackster

The Daily Echo said...

That's the most accurate weather forecast I've read in months! I just listen to what the pros say and then expect the opposite. Very frustrating!
ECHO