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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Ignored (So Far)


My Khampaign Khoordinator Khyra has pawed an email to Brian Williams of the NBC Nightly News informing him of my campaign. He still has not acknowledged me or my khampaign!

You may have also noticed that I was not at the debate between Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Obama. That is okay. I am not a member of the Democrat party and that debate was for members of that party only. I am a proud member of Sibertarian wing of the Dogmacrat party.

I will be dazzling fans of debates after this primary season is over.

There has been some speculation on who my running mate will be. This is not a decision to be rushed into, and it will be determined at my pawty's convention this summer.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

He knows NOT what he is missing -

ANYWAY, I've taken your advice and khhontakhted Katie Khourikh & Khompany -

The khlokhk is tikhking fur her -

ABC will be next - with NPR and CNN on the list as well -

We WILL get our message 'herd' by 'pakhking' our khause!

Hard at work for woo,

Teddy Westlife said...

Political debates are not that exciting anyway. I'd rather hear some sensible pronouncements from you.

Huffle Mawson

p.s. I think you could appeal to even more people if you had a lovely black cat like me as your running mate. I support the Siberian way!

Kathryn and Ari said...

Tubey, the t.v. camera seems to love you!

Stephen Colbert is broadcasting from Philadelphia this week: maybe he'd book you instead.

Molly said...

Hi there Turbo! Since you were not allowed on the democratic debate, can we ask you questions about your opinions on dog treats, finding homes for dogs and belly rubs?

The Army of Four said...

Elite media snob. He probably has a cat.
Play bows,

Trish ~ ♥ ~ said...

Turbo ~ you most likely were not invite to debates with Clinton and Obama because they knew you would run away with it!

Hero said...


I love your blog! You have so much ambition and I'm rooting for you all the way!

much love,

Deetz said...

Hello, thank you for coming and visiting me....Good luck on your campaigning and all. Who is Clinton and Obama? I need to go talk to my mum, I'll be right back.......Wow, she said they were both unimportant humans and doesn't matter anyway, both will still take half her paycheck....Better not mention them anymore...She said she would vote for you!!!!

Khady Lynn said...

If they don't grab up your story, they will be sorry! You have so much more interesting things to say that those other candidates! And you are MUCH better looking too!

BenTheRotti said...

The media wouldn't know a good thing if they tripped up and landed head first in it..

when you ARE elected and Brian Williams is fawning at your feet and BEGGING for an exclusive interview you can ignore him (or pee on his expensive leather shoes.. your call) and show him what a worthless piece of media trash he is.. i am of course *assuming* he is some kind of media representative (since i have never heard of him) he can't be that important if his fame hasn't reached my shores..unlike you dear Turbo.. You are Internationally Acclaimed!!

Woo Woo

Ben xxx

Dixie the Dog said...

Good luck, Turbo! I'll vote for you for sure! xoxoxo Dixie the Dog

DILLY said...

If Dilly abol vote, Dilly vote Turbo!!


Kapp pack said...

You deserve equal media time!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Noah the Airedale said...

Good luck with your campaign Turbo. You look very impressive infront of the camera!!

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Girl Girl Hamster said...

I can't wait to see you on TV!

~ Girl girl