I don't understand human television. I don't get why humans wouldn't watch a show of nothing but dogs. After all, the Puppy Bowl pulls major viewership each year!
CBS has a tv show called Big Brother. We don't watch it, but we have a basic understanding of what the show is about.
For some reason, my Human decided to stay up late on Monday night watching some of a 3 hour show on the one of the many Showtime network stations we get. The show was called Big Brother After Dark. It was "live" feed of the people who live in the Big Brother house. My Human watched about 1/2 an hour of these 2 female humans curling their eyelashes and blow drying their hair. My Human listened to a 15 minute conversation about dental retainers. One of the Big Brother females will have to wear a lower retainer for the rest of her life. They my Human watched this same female cut a bagel, put it into a toaster oven, then put cream cheese on it and eat each half very slowly over the course of a 1/2 hour.
The retainer wearing slow bagel eating woman was evicted from the Big Brother House last night.
I tell you what, humans (mine in particular) are even more stupid than I previously thought!