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Sunday, May 28, 2006

My Human's Not Sleeping Well


My Human hasn't been sleeping well lately. And she's been blaming it on me!!!! My Human claims that I've been yelling at Lex too much during the night. But I think we all know that it's really Lex's fault. For example, last night he had the nerve to walk down the hall during the night!

Can you guess what happens to poor Tubey then? Yep, my Human sticks me in the box!

My Human isn't all bad, though. She did lie on the floor with me last night rubbing my head and belly.

8 comments:

IndyPindy said...

Awww, that was nice of your human!

Hey, why do you yell at Lex when he walks? I'm very quiet here at home. When we go out anywhere, THEN I start talking...a lot!

Turbo the Sibe said...

I was letting him know that he didn't follow proper procedure. He needs to inform me at least 2 weeks in advance when he plans on doing anything other than lying on the floor.

Woofwoof said...

Tell the Human that she should use you as a fluffy pillow. That will help her sleep better.

Turbo the Sibe said...

Roo Roo (Aurora) likes using my Human's head as a pillow sometimes.

Cal the Wonderdog said...

Night time is for sleeping. Maybe Lex should go in the cage so you don't get startled and have to wake everyone up. What do you think? Just an idea . . .

Cal

Turbo the Sibe said...

Cal, yours is a good idea for a normal dog. But Lex is far from normal. He creates such a ruckus if he's in a cage that it has made him famous. He's escaped from the vet's holding pen a couple of times.

IndyPindy said...

Wow, Lex is a good escape artist, especially for a half Husky!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Both Lex and Meepie are the greatest escape artists at our house. I try to encourage them to leave so that I can have my Human more to myself.

(My validation word is RXDOO. Is that prescription poop?)