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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Lex & Rumours

Lex is scheming. Just look at him! I know I'm supposed to be nicer to him, but I think he's planning something bad. Obviously I don't know what Lex is thinking, but I know he's not to be trusted. No one listens to Turbo, though. They'll all be sorry!

I found what appears to be Lex's mugshot one day. (See photo on the right.) No one will tell me what Lex did, but Fargo said that he'd heard that Lex was quite destructive before I lived there (and before Fargo lived there). I think that my Human had to bring Meepie in to keep an eye on Lex when she wasn't around.

I did find something Lex wrote on an old website he used to have that makes me suspicious (bear in mine the following paragraph is in his words, not mine):

I have a taste for music. Back when I was an only dog, but after the Human realized I was "uncrate-able," I'd entertain myself with her record collection. I'd pull out several albums a day for my enjoyment. All of them would be different each day except for Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours." I liked that one. But the Human made a crate for her records. I miss those good ol' days!


Ender said...

Hmm, that mug shot does make you wonder...? Maybe Lex is trying to trick you into being nice to him?

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Well, maybe. You never know with that Lex!

Woofwoof said...

What kind of music is Fleetwood Mac? I know only the classics like "North to Alaska," "Me And You And A Dog Named Boo," and my favorite, "Maybe Manana (Somebody will Drop a Taco on the Ground)."

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Actually, I don't think my Human has played her Fleetwood Mac album since I moved in. Lex said that it was not "Fleetwood Mac & Cheese."

That last song you mentioned sounds like one I'd like!