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Monday, May 08, 2006

Help For Humans Who Are Searching...

Sometimes humans stumble into my blog looking for advice on certain topics that I've not covered. Today's post is for those humans.

I'm not a sweater, but if you want a bunch of husky fluff that you can have spun into yard we can help you out there. In the mean time, here's a link to a site that will help you knit a Tubey.

I'm not a doctor (nor do I play one on TV), but the answer the question on whether or not humans can take Rimadyl go to this site. I'm a dog, though. If you want my medical advice...then my short answer is "no." I think it's supposed to wreck livers.

One human searched for "subwoofer smelling." Yes, this is something we all enjoy doing. Thanks for asking!

For the human who was looking for information on "human burrito," sorry I can't help you out. My Human makes burritos out of beef, chicken, and/or beans. But this seems to be her recipe. Cook something. Sometimes cook more than one thing. Put those things on a tortilla with some uncooked things, then fold it all up. Get upset when I try to eat it.

I hope the human who was looking for "turbo hump" was not disappointed when he reached my site.

4 comments:

IndyPindy said...

Humans are so strang - who on earth was searching for "human burrito"??? Hey, come check out the videos of me wrestling with my friends on my blog!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Yes, humans are very weird. I'll stop by later.

LargeOh said...

I'm sorry to let you down with bad news Tuby-Cake... But if someone is looking for a Turbo-Hump, they are not looking for a story about a dog with a tick on his toungue. They MIGHT be happy to see a human burrito, but what they really want is NOT on the menu.

Turbo the Sibe said...

LargeOh, you have a potty brain!