Birds Are Stupid

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Still the #1 search term that gets people to my blog is "birds in the attic." When I originally posted about it, I had no clue that this was something that people would be concerned about. We've not had any birds in our attic for well over a year now. They usually show up in the spring and early summer. We let them stay up there. There's no way my Human's going to crawl up into the attic just to evict some stupid birds!



So there!

I've also had a ton of people wander to my blog today searching for info on the American Gladiators. My Human has mixed emotions about the new American Gladiator show. She loved the original show 20 years ago, but she has no desire to watch this new one. She probably will watch it though. It's probably better for her than American's Next Top Model marathons!

Sunday News

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I know that a lot of people are concerned about birds in the attic, so I wanted to give an update. (I know this because lots of people reach my blog searching for "birds in the attic.") There were not any birds in the attic this year. I don't know why there weren't birds in the attic, but I didn't miss their stupid peeping! I think that all birds are stupid, but the most stupid ones are in attics.

I learned something from Joe Stains. Apparently birds have tennis balls inside of them!

I have updated my links, adding lots of new friends blogs. If I've missed you, please let me know. It's an oversight on my part.

Searching for "woo woo woo sound from turbo"

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Some human reached my blog by googling woo woo woo sound from turbo. Yes, I do woo. But Meeps is actually the best wooer in our house.

I thought I'd help this human out with this information.

In other news, this is my 400th blog entry. Now, that is something to woo about!

What is Good Turbo Weather?

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Yesterday I noticed that someone got to my site by searching for what is good turbo weather. I've never specifically answered that question, so I thought I should address this. (All candidates should answer questions that they are asked.)

1. Cold
2. More cold
3. Snow
4. More snow
5. Cold snow
6. More cold snow
7. Snow that is cold
8. More snow that is cold

I hope I cleared this up. By the way, it's currently about 9 degrees Fahrenheit (or 260.3722222 kelvin or -12.7777778 degree Celsius).

"how do i get my turbo apart"

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Someone reached my blog by searching on Yahoo! for the terms "how do i get my turbo apart." Not only do I not know anything about that, but I definitely don't like the sound of it!!!!!

Have I mentioned that humans are stupid? Here's three humans who are currently stupid: Rosie O'Donnell, Donald Trump, & Barbara Walters. If they weren't into the publicity angle, I think one of them would just say that the whole feud was stupid and not continue it. Of course by saying this, Donald Trump will probably sue me now.

And why is there now a TV show in the United States called "Ego Trip's (White) Rapper Show" Shouldn't there also be shows called something like "The Next [Insert a different race here]Something or Other?"

By the way, the weather people are declaring that it may ice on Saturday and snow on Sunday. We'll see...We'll see...

And finally, please stop by and say hi to Franki! She's the newest husky blogger. And she's cute, too!

Again With The Searching!

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I found a search term that someone used that I just couldn't NOT mention: siberian husky butt face. If brought the human to my April 3, 2006 blog entry.

This is the corresponding photo:



I really wonder what this searcher was looking for!

Searching...

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It's time once again for me to mention some of the strange search words that have directed people to my blog...


The two top search terms that bring people to my site are Lex Luthor and 2 Stupid Dogs.

People often are looking for information on husky destruction. As I once mentioned, I'm not much of a destructive Sibe, but I do have my moments. Today's photo was taken on Friday. We had a big wind storm that knocked limbs and acorns out of the trees. I brought some limbs and leaves inside to gnaw on at my leasure.

Someone was searching for information on siberian husky smell bad. Excuse you! I don't smell bad at all. UNLIKE SOME STUPID HUMANS!!! What is it with humans and there stupid antiperspirant/deodorant?!

#1 Search Term

The number one search term that has led many readers to my blog is "birds in attic." Just this morning I had 2 hit on this very subject. Now, I didn't have any advice for the readers on what to do. I think that my birds flew away because I don't hear or smell them any longer.

It stormed a lot over the weekend. There was a lot of that noisy, stupid lighting & thunder going on. We all slept a lot yesterday to make up for the night before.

Roo Roo wants to remind you of the "Awesome Blog" competition. Your support would be appreciated, but you'll need to register.

Help For Humans Who Are Searching...

Sometimes humans stumble into my blog looking for advice on certain topics that I've not covered. Today's post is for those humans.

I'm not a sweater, but if you want a bunch of husky fluff that you can have spun into yard we can help you out there. In the mean time, here's a link to a site that will help you knit a Tubey.

I'm not a doctor (nor do I play one on TV), but the answer the question on whether or not humans can take Rimadyl go to this site. I'm a dog, though. If you want my medical advice...then my short answer is "no." I think it's supposed to wreck livers.

One human searched for "subwoofer smelling." Yes, this is something we all enjoy doing. Thanks for asking!

For the human who was looking for information on "human burrito," sorry I can't help you out. My Human makes burritos out of beef, chicken, and/or beans. But this seems to be her recipe. Cook something. Sometimes cook more than one thing. Put those things on a tortilla with some uncooked things, then fold it all up. Get upset when I try to eat it.

I hope the human who was looking for "turbo hump" was not disappointed when he reached my site.