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Showing posts with label subwoofer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label subwoofer. Show all posts

Monday, May 08, 2006

Help For Humans Who Are Searching...

Sometimes humans stumble into my blog looking for advice on certain topics that I've not covered. Today's post is for those humans.

I'm not a sweater, but if you want a bunch of husky fluff that you can have spun into yard we can help you out there. In the mean time, here's a link to a site that will help you knit a Tubey.

I'm not a doctor (nor do I play one on TV), but the answer the question on whether or not humans can take Rimadyl go to this site. I'm a dog, though. If you want my medical advice...then my short answer is "no." I think it's supposed to wreck livers.

One human searched for "subwoofer smelling." Yes, this is something we all enjoy doing. Thanks for asking!

For the human who was looking for information on "human burrito," sorry I can't help you out. My Human makes burritos out of beef, chicken, and/or beans. But this seems to be her recipe. Cook something. Sometimes cook more than one thing. Put those things on a tortilla with some uncooked things, then fold it all up. Get upset when I try to eat it.

I hope the human who was looking for "turbo hump" was not disappointed when he reached my site.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Sub Woofer

My Human brought a stupid thing to the house that makes noise. She hooked it up to that stupid TV that Humans seem to like so much. The thing my Human brought home makes noise in 6 different places. I was reading the instructions and one of the boxes is called a "Sub Woofer." Is this supposed to be a substitute dog?