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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Runnin' Down the Road

My Human didn't have to go to her stupid job today, but instead of hanging around with me she left for a few hours. When she returned she had a bunch of smells on her. She got her hair cut, so her head smelled really interesting.

But she also smelled like another husky! She told me the following:

So I was coming home so that you could smell my hair and I saw a Siberian husky running down the road. At first I thought it might have been Meepie 'cause it looked like him, but he was wearing an orange collar and Meepie doesn't have one. So I drove along and the husky ran along side my car while I talked to him. When I got home, I stopped in the driveway and the husky came over to me. He didn't want a French fry, though. I called the number on his rabies ID and found out his name (Koda). I also got his humans' phone numbers and called and left a message. I then took him to his vet's office to hang out till his humans could come and get him.


My Human didn't have her stupid camera with her, so she didn't get a picture of him. So I'm attaching a picture of me (because I can).

In other news...why do humans go to their stupid jobs each day if they hate them so much?

4 comments:

Ender said...

"So I drove along and the husky ran along side my car while I talked to him. When I got home, I stopped in the driveway and the husky came over to me."

So wait...you mean to tell me that your human was all the way in the driveway, and even made some phone calls...but didn't get the camera to take a picture?! Maybe your human thought that you would think they were brining home another husky to live at your house. Oh well, the picture of you is cue anyhow! I guess I am lucky, only one of my humans works and the other one stays home with me all day!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Yes, you're correct. That is exactly what my Human was thinking!

Ivy said...

why do humans go to stupid jobs? what i want to know is why do humans even get out of bed early in the morning if they dont want to! my peepol wake up to give me breakfest and then they try to go back to bed but the noize maker keeps yelling "GET UP GET UP GET UP!" and the peepol finally get up and say "oooo, i want to go back to sleep some more."

i try to set a good example by eating my breakfest and going right back to sleep but the peepol never seem to catch on.

Turbo the Sibe said...

If you think about it, it's stupid that humans have a noize maker to wake them up! I guess they're too stupid to wake up on their own.

Anyway, we can wake up our Human better than any stupid machine. And we don't have a snooze alarm button.