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Friday, April 21, 2006

In the Box

I cursed Lex out really good this morning for being stupid and walking across the livingroom floor!


My Human promptly arrested me. I attempted to explain my side of it.


But she didn't listen and promptly threw me into the Box.

8 comments:

Raisa Husky said...

Hey! You have the right to explain what happened! Nobody can be arrested without having the chance of explaining their side. Call your lawyer!

IndyPindy said...

Hey, I saw this on "Law and Order" - your human interrogated you without your lawyer present! She HAS to let you out of the box!

Turbo the Sibe said...

I agree with both of you. Can you recommend a good attorney?

Unfortunately Lex's name means "law" in Latin. I think it's all just a ploy to railroad me.

Ender said...

well, if if comes to being judged by your peers, make sure that it's noone in your home (Lex), and make sure you eat the evidence!!

Ender said...

Hey, instead of a wolf in sheeps clothing, I think Lex is a cat in Siberian Huskey clothing!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Hello Ender. You are most certainly correct!

Woofwoof said...

You can play the husky inverter logic game with the human and convince her than inside is out and outside is in. She'll want to go into the cage and trade places with you. Then lock her in and throw away the key.

Turbo the Sibe said...

I know just what'll work, too. If I take that stupid remote control for that stupid TV, she'll be tricked into following me!