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Monday, April 24, 2006

Hey, Neighbor

On Sunday, my neighbor cows went on a bit of a rampage. They were running all over the pasture mooing and carrying on. The llamas got a bit closer, but not close enough to taste yet. My neighbors also have goats, but one of them has some stupid horns.



In other news, my Human decided that Sunday was nail trimming day. She was tired of us using our claws to get her attention. All in all, it was a very tiring weekend!

6 comments:

Ivy said...

poor turbo! i reely reeely hate nail-cutting day. sometimes for being so good lindsay gives me a heartguard treat (my favorite) after the nail trimming is done.

do you get any treats after you get your nails done?

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Yes, we get treats. But sometimes that isn't worth it!

My Human bought some tasty treats at Target. She got us some chew sticks and biscuits that I actually like (and I generally hate hard biscuits).

IndyPindy said...

Oh poor Turbo. I too detest nail trimming. My mom gives me treats each time she finishes a paw, so...it's kinda worth it.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

You know, I think were missing out on exploiting this situation. We need to train our Humans to give us more treats. Perhaps one (or more) treat per each nail. Think of the possibilities!

Woofwoof said...

One benefit of nail trimming is that you can sneak up behind people and surprise them or steal their food. Otherwise the tic tic tic sound of your nails clicking on the floor might alert them. Let's go get another sandwich.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Yes, that is a benefit. Perhaps a nice llama sandwich?