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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Fargo the Comedian

Fargo is the comedian amongst all of us. Whenever we're feeling down, we can count on Fargo to tell us some joke or do an imitation. You should hear his political routine! One of my favorite thinks is when he does his dead on imitation of my Human.

He wanted to tell you a little about himself so hhheeerrreeesss FFFaaarrrgggooo!!!

Aaaarrrrrooooo!!!!!!! Fargo, here! My human has said (in my presence, no less) that I am her best behaved dog in public, but a crazy dog at home. Yeah? So what! Isn't that the way it's supposed to be? In public I am Mr. Calm, Cool, & Collected. I am very obedient. But at home, I need to be the center of attention. If I'm ignored, I'll yell "Ha!" in that person/dog's ear. Or maybe I'll grab a hind leg or a hand. Maybe even a butt. WATCH OUT!!!!

I have something that no one else in my house has. I have earned my Canine Good Citizen certificate. My Human and I also tried to get the Therapy Dog International certificate, but they pulled a fast one on me. Some nice woman threw these treats on the floor in front of me as we walked by. I figured, "Hey, free food." So I grabbed one. For some reason my Human didn't get one, too. They disqualified me for that!

I hate being ignored. Once when we were out for a walk, some guy didn't even look at me! Can you believe that? So I just stopped walking and turned and tried to stare him down.

When I was still in school, we canines were in a 5 minute down/stay. It was very boring, so I tried to entice the other dogs into breaking their stay. I remained in a down/stay, but I whisper barked, "Ha!" in their direction.

8 comments:

Ender said...

Watch out or Fargo will steal all of the attention! But then again, it's better that Fargo is the "clown " and not you, you seem to be so smart with your Canine Good Citizen certificate, and your almost having a Therapy Dog Certificate! That was tricky of that seemingly nice woman to give you those treats and then disqualify you for eating what she gave you! I will never figure out some humans!

Ender said...

By the way, is that first picture of Fargo? Did Fargo use to have a mask too?

Turbo the Sibe said...

Hi Ender. Yes, the red dog in both the photos is my friend Fargo. He still has his mask.

The second photo is of Fargo telling Lex a joke that he didn't understand.

Woofwoof said...

Every husky I know is a comedian, or a joker, or a wise guy, heh?

Turbo the Sibe said...

Humans don't always appreciate our humor, though.

LargeOh said...

Turbo, I would like to take this chance to thank you once again for getting on my lap, standing on my boobs and smashing your anus into my face. How did you know that a dog's butt is exactly what every human wants smashed against their face?

Turbo the Sibe said...

Well, Large Oh, I need you lived with a butthole back home, so I wanted you to feel at home when you visited.

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Turbo the Sibe said...

Of course that should have said "knew you lived."

Stupid small keyboard!