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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Toilet Paper

We were watching TV last night and saw a commercial for Cottonelle toilet paper for young humans. The paper has paw prints on it. The human-pup is supposed to unroll it until they see a retriever pup. That way they train the human-pup to know how far to unroll. They also have butt wipes that are watermelon flavored.

Now, we all enjoy a good toilet paper treat from time to time. Some of us prefer it dry and some prefer it straight out of that weird water bowl the humans use for activities other than drinking (they're strange creatures).

Aurora loves toilet paper the most of all of us. She has trained my Human to give her a square when she raises her paw. The Human calls it a "high five" trick. We call it manipulating the Human for what we want.

When Lex was the only dog living with the Human, he took the roll while the Human was on sitting on the drinking bowl. She chased him all over the house to get it back, not realizing that she had another roll under the sink. Lex got a big laugh over that and says now that he wishes he had a camera then!


IndyPindy said...

Come on! WHERE on earth did you get the idea that there are watermelon flavored butt wipes???????

It is wierd that human toilet paper has paw prints on it though.

IndyPindy said...

They are watermelon scented, silly!

If you eat one (especially after it has been used!) I can garuntee you it will NOT taste like watermelon!!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Yep, they are watermelon scented. It's really weird!

From their FAQ: http://www.cottonelle.com/products/kids_faq.asp#q12

"Are Cottonelle® for Kids Moist Wipes scented?
Yes, Cottonelle® for Kids Moist Wipes have a fresh watermelon scent. "

Ivy said...

hey hey turbo!

i like toilet paper too. my peepol get reely red and loud wen i shred the paper before they are done with it, but they always give me the toilet paper bone from the middle if i wait long enuf.

i like to chew the bone into little tiny pieces and put them in a little pile. my peepol think i am silly, but i haf never seen them try chewing the toilet paper bone, so how cud they know?

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

I love the toilet paper bone, Ivy. But Aurora is always trying to steal it from me. So I don't get to enjoy it.

Woofwoof said...

I don't understand this toilet paper concept. It's either napkins or dessert.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Toilet paper is a razor thin sliced napkin filet with the cardboard bone still attached. Then the humans get ahold of it and wipe their butt with it and toss it into that strange drinking bowl they sit on and flush it away. Sometime they forget to flush and create a soup or a stew.