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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

No Snow!


Once again those stupid weather people lied about the snow! They had snow in the forecast, but they yanked it away and left us only rain!

That stupid Lex was rubbing it in. He said this:
"Ha ha ha, Turbo! You're never going to have snow. Back before you lived with us, we had snow all the time. Even in July! WHO'S STUPID NOW, LITTLE DOG?"

So I had to yell at Lex and stomp my foot a few times. I was so angry with him that I created a poster to inspire everyone:

Lex-spiration Poster


Ender said...

Is that the kind of art you do that your moms so proud of you for doing it that it gets put on the fridge?

Peanut said...

Oh sorry no snow. I love snow. Snow is fun. haha I like your art work.

Anonymous said...

Hi Tubey,
I think we might still get some flurries here ...... but starting yesterday afternoon, I called off anything more. Every time we went out, mom said, "What do you think Am? Is it coming?" And I said, "Not much, maybe flurries." CATS! I want SNOW, lots of SNOW!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Ender, I wish! But my Human is concerned with Lex's feelings.

Peanut, thank you! I'm sorry you don't have snow, either.

Amber, you tried! That's the important thing.

Anonymous said...

Hey Tubey,
Excellent artwork. You are very creative.


Ivy said...

i luv your stupid lex poster! i printed it out and put it on my fridge!

i hope you get your snow soon. maybe if we all think snowy thots together it will happen.... snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow SNOW SNOW SNOW!!!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Thanks to both of you, Althea & Ivy!

D'Azul Siberian said...

Great poster Unkey Tubey. We like it. We wanted snow too, we have never seen snow.

Nephew Eddie and Neice Selena

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Thanks, young 'uns. I hope you get to see snow soon!

Tierre Williams said...

I know it's late at night, but (Ha ha!) that's funny! "Don't be a Lex!" Ha Ha!

P.S. Check out my November 8th post. I found another winter outlook site.

Khady Lynn said...

They lie to us about snow here all the time. We're use to it. Those mean weather people get our hopes up, then.......nothing. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. What I want to know is, how do they keep their jobs?

No snow here either

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Tierre, thanks!

Holly, humans are so stupid that they can't help but keep stupid ones employed.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Hi Chiyo! Hot & humid weather is stupid!