My Human had a birthday yesterday...It was one of those milestone birthdays, too. According to Cal the Wonderdog's chart, my Human would be 6 if she was a small dog and 5 if she was a large dog. That means that Niki, Lex, Meepie, and Fargo are all older than she is and me and Roo Roo are younger.
I made my Human a birthday gift:

You'll notice that I was nice enough to include the Durango, the Dyson, and some husky destruction. My Human really seems to enjoy destruction! Fargo complained that I don't show his face. I told him to shut up and he should make his own gift next time!