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Monday, September 18, 2006



I think it's stupid when humans declare that their dog "thinks he's a human." AS IF!!!!! Here's a list of things about humans that I'm not jealous of:

1. They have to do certain things on certains days and times. Work week? What the %#%@ is that?!

2. They wear clothes and shoes.

3. They don't like to smell things like we do.

4. They have stupid, petty rules about things. "Don't get on the couch!" "Don't chew on that!" "No, don't pee on there!"

5. They pee in the refillable drinking bowl in that small, tiled room.

6. They spend too much time blabbling on that stupid phone thing.

7. They like to think they are in control.

8. They run a lot slower than we do.

Of course I could go on, but unlike humans, I know when to stop.

This cartoon (Apartment 3-G) shows several of these flaws:

I think I have improved it with these changes:


Althea said...

Humans sure do a lot of strange things. They always seem worried about this and that. I think if they just took some time to smell the roses and everything else, they would be a lot happier.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

You are very right, Althea!

Althea said...

Yo, Turbo. I'm tagging you. So please list five things that make a true doggie friend.

Unknown said...

Ooops! Think you are being tagged twice! I also tagged you Turbey!

Macie-Malechai said...

OMG! You are sooo funny Turbo, or should we say T-Wolf?! We like your cartoon update much better! We won't even go into how stupid our human is, we've made that pretty obvious on previous posts!
Face Licks, Macie & Malechai

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

The world would be so much better if the humans would always listen to us!