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Showing posts with label Car. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Car. Show all posts

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Updated Template

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I've updated my template. If I don't have your blog listed, please let me know and I'll add it.

Also, you'll notice that I have added the standings of the Husky Football League. I decided to track university's with football teams that are wise enough to have Huskies as mascots. If you notice a school I've overlooked, let me know that too.

Rooie wanted me to feature a picture of her and "her" car. She said it's hers because it's cute and fun.



Saturday, September 22, 2007

Car and Nicknames

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The lovely and talented Bama & the Army of 4 have tagged me to share the car that most fits my me-ness and my nicknames.

Okay! To the left is my car. It's named after me, so it's my car! The Porsche 911 Turbo! Wooo! The car is also known as the Porsche 930, so that's kind of like a nickname.

Speaking of nicknames...my Human is continuously giving all of us new nicknames. So this list is just partial:

HURICANE AKARA TURBOFIRE: Turbo, Tubey, Tube Wolf, T-Wolf, Turby, Tubes, Tub-Tub, Tubby, Tibby, Tib-Tib, Tube Poop, Poopie, Stinkhead, Stink Wolf, Drippy, Dippy...

AURORA BOREALIS: Aurora, Roo Roo, Rooie, Roo, Ruby, Rubby, Rippy, Ripper, Rubbo...

FARGO NORTH DOGKOTA: Fargo, Farky, Cowboy, Barko, Barky, Cow Poop, Parky, Floppy Cow, Flippy...

DR MISHA MEEPENSTEIN: Misha, Meepie, Meep, Meeps, Moopie, Moop, Mooie, Murpy, Murky, Meat Peep, Meat Poop...

LEX HOUDINIDOG: Lex, Lexie, Lee, Lippy, Loopy, Lumpy, Louie, Bumpy...

NIKI 6: Niki, Needle, Noodle

By the way, the others have cars, too. But right now I'm too annoyed with dial-up modem speed to search for the pictures. I'll do something about it later.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Turbo Thoughts

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I was thinking about stuff today while I was waiting for my Human to return with the pastries.

Why aren't there any car makes or models named after dogs? Seriously (siriusly) why not!? A bunch of other stupid animals have car types: Impalas, cougars, jaguars, skylark, rabbits... And they name cars after stupid nonsense words: Integra, Reatta, Escalade...IT'S GOTTA BE A CONSPIRACY!!!!

How many dogs do you see riding around in a car? LOTS!!! How many thunderbirds are riding in cars? NONE!!!

So if we had a car named after Siberian huskies, what type would it be? I'm inclined to go with the Subaru Outback. They're rugged, outdoorsy, not super big or super small. What do you guys think? Please post your suggestions.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Driver Seat

Lex spends a lot of time just lying around moping. He likes to pretend that he's the only dog. But it's my job to yell at him and tell him that he's not the only one here!

He's bragged about doing some fun stuff, though. Apparently he went with my Human to the supermarket one evening. He wasn't allowed to go into the store, however. I guess there's some stupid rules about that. So he had to wait in the car. When my Human was returning to the car, she heard a car horn honking. People were standing around smiling. As she approached the car she saw that ol' Lex was in the driver seat with his paw on the steering wheel. He was honking because the Human was taking a stupid amount of time to get done.