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Friday, June 09, 2006

Driver Seat

Lex spends a lot of time just lying around moping. He likes to pretend that he's the only dog. But it's my job to yell at him and tell him that he's not the only one here!

He's bragged about doing some fun stuff, though. Apparently he went with my Human to the supermarket one evening. He wasn't allowed to go into the store, however. I guess there's some stupid rules about that. So he had to wait in the car. When my Human was returning to the car, she heard a car horn honking. People were standing around smiling. As she approached the car she saw that ol' Lex was in the driver seat with his paw on the steering wheel. He was honking because the Human was taking a stupid amount of time to get done.


IndyPindy said...

Now now Tubey, Lex is handsome, but not nearly as handsome as you and me!

That's funny that he was honking the horn!

When it's not hot out my mom takes me to the store, but I have to wait in the car too. Once after my mom went in, another car parked two spaces away and left the windows halfway down. A Jack Russell terrier started barking at me, so I started talking and woo wooing to him to tell him how annoying he was being. When my mom came out of the store people were smiling and pointing.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Red huskies are the most gorgeous. Everyone knows that!!!

People are always so amused by us when we're trying to give a serious discussion.

Woofwoof said...

Lex is dumb. Any self-respecting Husky left alone in a car would have been driving "North to Alaska" in a heartbeat.

Charlie - The Big Dog said...

Hi Turbo,

I just wanted to let you know that my dad is nominating you up for the next "awesome blog award" on dogswithblogs. But mum thinks Mary-Marg should get it. So stand up for all Huskydom and Wooo-ooo for your award on the boards/bone zone.

Luv Charlie

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

WoofWoof, yeah, I think it's the Akita in him that makes him not think things through.

Charlie, cool! Tell your mum I said, "Woo ooooo wooo woo-oo!"

Ivy said...

hey hey turbo! i think you are way cooler than lex. if he pretends he is the only dog it must be becuz he knows he cant win a competition with you.

my peepol take me for lots of rides in the car wen it is cool outside. they leave the windows down so i can smell the air mail but i never get to go in the store. randy always says they dont serve your kind in there and lindsay laffs but i never know wut they mean. peepol are so strange.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Thanks, Ivy.

I agree. Peepol are very strange!