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Sunday, June 11, 2006

Balance

I am really liking the new sofas or couches or what ever the stupid humans are calling them. The photo on the left is me on the old sofa-couch. You will notice that I'm not on the back of it. I like being on the back of the sofa-couch because its just about the highest point in the house. When I'm up there I have a clear vantage point to see everyone and everythin. And my voice really carries when I am yelling and telling everyone that they are stupid.

In this photo on the right, I am on the back of the new sofa-couch. I'm a happy Tubey here. I'm staring at my Human's cell phone. I'm just waiting for it make that stupid noise. Humans are easily conditioned to do certain activities when they hear specific sounds. I'd imagine that all of your humans have some sort of stupid phone that they like to spend time on blah-blah-blahing about all sorts of stupid stuff. I know that my Human spends time on hers talking far too much. A lot of the time she's talking to her stupid friend LargeOh who sometimes posts comments on this blog.

8 comments:

IndyPindy said...

Wow, cool! I don't get on the furniture. Where we lived when I was a puppy, other people didn't want me on it. So I decided I didn't WANT to be on the stupid furniture! I just put all of my shedding fur on the carpet.

Turbo the Sibe said...

That'll teach them!

All of us get on the furniture, except Nikki.

Woofwoof said...

With her (?) many anti-Husky comments, LargeOh should be LargeZero.

Turbo the Sibe said...

Ha ha! Yes! You must know her.

Ivy said...

cool tubey! i used to like to jump over the back of the couch and land on the seat... especially if there were peepol on the couch! but for some reason the ground pulls me harder and i dont jump as high now as i used to.

Turbo the Sibe said...

That has to be the fault of the squirrels!

LargeOh said...

Hey WoofWoof...I LOVE LOVE LOVE to make comments with enough spice to get the Tube-Dog's eyes to buldge out of his head. I am The Queen Of All That Is Good! By the way... You look a little dirty in your picture. Maybe you should ask Lex what he uses to look so wonderful all the time.... hehehe

Turbo the Sibe said...

Ooooo! Now you've done it!