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Friday, June 30, 2006

Friday Jokes

Fargo Style Joke:
Why did the Human stick an aspirin in the Windex?

'Cause she heard there was a window pane!


Tubey Style Joke:
Why did the Human stick an aspirin in the Windex?

'Cause she was stupid!

6 comments:

Ender said...

So there were two fish in a tank......



One fish said to the other fish, I'll drive, you man the guns!!!!


Get it?! My aunt told that one to the family when we were all gathered for the funeral.

Turbo the Sibe said...

Would that be an amphibious assault vehicle?

Raisa Husky said...

I prefer your direct style ;)

P.S.: I enjoyed so much your Furniture Olympics idea that I am training for it. Come and see the video of my training :)

Licks!
Raisa

Turbo the Sibe said...

Thanks, Raisa! Look forward to seeing your training video.

Ender said...

Or here is another one...

Where do you find a man eating fish?...

In a sushi(?spelling? I never touch the stuff) bar!!!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Har Har Har!