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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Look What I Found

That stupid noisy thing in our house has a blog now! I don't talk vacuum, so I don't know what it's saying about me! I don't trust it!

14 comments:

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hee Hee, mum and dad have one of those noisy things exactly the same as your mums Turbo ! They reckon it is the best thing ever for picking up Charlie's considerable amount of hair that he leaves EVERYWHERE.....I don't like the noise it makes, but it means we are allowed in the house more as mum is always saying "if we didn't have the Dyson, the doggies would not be coming inside" - so, god bless the Dyson as far as I am concerned :-)
Love
Opy

Turbo the Sibe said...

I dunno...I just wish I understood what the stupid Dyson wrote in the blog!

Mary-Margaret said...

Dear Tubey: Dyson - Schmyson. Here's the thing. You gotta distract the human...the "mom". I go and get one of her really expensive shoes and bring it down to "play" with. Next thing you know, the thing turns off and she goes upstairs to put the shoe back while glaring at me. I tell YOUUU...it works so well that parts of our house haven't been vacuumed for weeks. Really, they haven't. 'Course it doesn't matter much because I don't shed, but we have a lot of bird feathers all over the place. Also it's not good when humans step on sunflower seeds in their bare feet. They use words I wouldn't dare try to pronounce.

OK, y'all....gotta finish dragging some underwear. See you later.

Charlie The Big Dog said...

Vacuum cleaners suck

LargeOh said...

Well Tube-A-Ramma.... I love to tell people you guys are like a pack of mis-behaving wolves. That's not quite true, but the story is better that way. People like to hear how your little human has to take care of six,80-90-200 pound in-door dogs. By the time I'm done, the story is a work of art. Maybe the Dyson was telling a tall "tail" about you.

Freda said...

Hey Turbo,

My secretary read the Stupid Noisy Thing's blog to me. Watch out. There was a picture of another Turbo that it sucked up. What a mess! It apparently loves huskies. You better run when you see it. Maybe pee on it when it's sleepin'. Like Charlie TBD barked, IT SUCKS!

Woof!

Freda

Freda said...

Hey Turbo,

I wanted to post a comment on D Animal's blog but it's pretty smart. Won't allow such things. I wanted to tell it that if it causes you any grief that all you paw pals would come over and rip its hose off, chew up its little hurricane and drown its sucker upper. Luckily I couldn't bark that on its blog. If I did I think I might be in big trouble.

Good luck!

Woof!

Freda

Freda said...

Hey Turbo,

Help me. I think D Animal got hold of my last postin'. I feel something is watchin' me. I keep lookin' over my shoulder.

Be careful Tubey.

Woof!

Fre Ahhhh!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Hi everyone. I was away at a stupid conference today so I couldn't make a blog entry or follow up with comments.

M-M O'B, you have good advice. Meepie once ran off with a part of the vacuum.

Charlie, yes they do!

Large Oh, you are a work of art!

Freda, peeing makes everything better. I agree that it's smart to disable the comment feature.

Freda said...

Hey Tubey,

I was pretty upset for a while. Glad to see you are alright!
Please see my latest postin' about my concerns.

Woof!

Freda

Ender said...

A blog for such a terrible noisy, fur sucking thing....now I have seen everything. I really dislike that thing, when it comes out at our house I try to bite it and tell it who is boss-ME! But it never listens!

Beware the Dyson!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Freda, sorry you were so worried. That stupid DA hasn't got me yet!

Ender, I think the Dyson is just jealous that it's not a dog. I yelled at it and told it no one can understand what it says anywhat.

Tara Roswitha said...

The Dyson in our house sometimes likes to suck fur from my body. I don't mind for the fur-st few minutes but, when the novelty of having parts of your body sucked into a machine wears off, I usually get up and leave the room. My human likes to take the Dyson for a walk all around the house. It's so weird.;-)

Turbo the Sibe said...

I don't think that I'll ever understand people! They do the stupidest things!