Lex spends a lot of time just lying around moping. He likes to pretend that he's the only dog. But it's my job to yell at him and tell him that he's not the only one here!He's bragged about doing some fun stuff, though. Apparently he went with my Human to the supermarket one evening. He wasn't allowed to go into the store, however. I guess there's some stupid rules about that. So he had to wait in the car. When my Human was returning to the car, she heard a car horn honking. People were standing around smiling. As she approached the car she saw that ol' Lex was in the driver seat with his paw on the steering wheel. He was honking because the Human was taking a stupid amount of time to get done.
