The Philadelphia Stupids

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Here's my thoughts on the Philadelphia Eagles hiring Michael Vick to play on their team: I don't care if a convicted felon who is still "on paper" has been hired. I don't care that he's playing football for a lot of money. If the Philadelphia Eagles want to be stupid, that's their decision. It seems to me that it will bring them bad publicity. But humans seem to think that all publicity is good...even bad publicity. If the Philadelphia Eagles get embarrassed, that's good. If they lose a lot of fans, that's good. If they lose a lot of money, that's good.

My Human is a Human Resources Coordinator. What that means is that, in part, she gets to hire people. She works for the world's largest facilities' services company. She gets a lot of applicants for janitorial positions. She wouldn't hire convicted felons who are still on parole to clean her customers' buildings. Obviously janitors are more important than NFL football players.

Back To Normal

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With Mizzou losing their game last night, things can finally get back to normal. I decided that they might have won if I had been playing defense. So I am beginning to learn the game:



My Human doesn't put up a Christmas tree in our house. She said it would be inviting disaster what with 6 huskies in the house. Of course I think that is stupid. I'm in favor of house trees. In fact, when I'm President, all houses will be required to have live house trees year 'round.

You wouldn't believe how uncomfortable I was getting into this stocking!



And finally! (And most importantly!)



My Human and a friend are going to make lots and lots of tamales in about a month. She needs a recipe, however. She has a really good, but complicated Mexican cookbook. But she was hoping for easier recipes. Please send your tamale recipes to her through me at this link: Tubey Mail

Another Interview With My Human

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First of all, thank you for letting me have some of the crusts from your sandwich this morning. I don't know if you noticed, but I repayed you by peeing on your bathtub.

*Sigh.* Yes, I noticed. You're welcome.

So, what's so great about the stupid striped Khats of Ol' Mizzou?

When I was a Freshman at the University of Missouri, they won only 1 football game. This was back in 1985. Since I first attended Mizzou, the football team's record is 108 wins, 151 losses, and 4 ties. And now they are #1. They've won 11 games and lost just 1 this year (so far). [Click here for the team's football records since 1985.]

It took them 22 years.

Yes. Mizzou sports teams have lost many games in weird and heartbreaking ways. Because of this, when non-fans mock the fact Mizzou is #1, it doesn't have as much effect as it might on other schools' fans. Missouri fans are used to failure and disappointment. The success this year is a new and novel experience.

I understand that it is your fault that Mizzou lost their bowl game last year. Please explain.

I said with about 6 minutes remaining in the 4th quarter, "I don't think even Missouri can blow this lead." Because of that, I don't consider that a game is won until a few minutes after then game is officially over.

Why do you wear that same stupid Missouri Tigers shirt every Friday now?

Because the 1 Friday I wore my Mizzou polo shirt they lost to Oklahoma--their only loss. I'm not taking any chances.

I've heard that if you feed me livergreat that the Mizzou Tigers will win.

Well, I haven't heard that, but since you brought it up I should probably do it to be on the safe side.

Why don't you go to see the football games in person?

I've never seen the team win a game in person. When I was a freshman, I was in Marching Mizzou. They didn't win any games that the band attended that year. I'm not taking any chances.

You're stupidstitious.

The word is "superstitious."

I know. I was making a point.

Why are you putting pictures of yourself on this blog entry rather than anything to do with Mizzou?

Because no one cares about your stupid team. My readers come here to read about me. I'm just humoring you by letting you talk about your obsession.

Life With Football

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Okay, here's the Husky Football League wrap-up: Huskies beat Orangemen & Golden Bears. Huskies lost to Rams & Midshipmen. It looks like the Bloomsburgs, Saskatchewans, and the Michigan Techs regular seasons are finished.

My Human is stupid and getting stupider! As I've mentioned a few times before, she went to a stupid University with a stupid striped C-A-T for a mascot! I told her that she should have chosen her school more carefully! In other words, one with a husky for a mascot.

Anywoo, for some bizarre reason, the football team of this non-husky team has won 9 games and lost just 1. My Human is waddling around in a daze talking about BCS rankings and stupid stuff like that.

Next Saturday "her" team will be playing a bunch of stupid crimson & blue birds that is "her" school's biggest rival. (Now, I'm saying that they are stupid because they are birds, and birds, by nature, are stupid. Just like humans, actually. I'm not saying that they are stupid because they are from that state that some of my best buds live in. But my Human would say that they are stupid just because they live in a town called Larry, or something like that. I lost interest when she was trying to explain it to me.)

Please realize that when my Human was a Freshpup at the striped C-A-T school, the football team lost all but 1 game. They were really bad for a really long time.

I have a feeling my Human is going to be unbearable for at least 1 more week, and possibly for another month and a half!

Husky Football League Update

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It was a very bad weekend in the Husky Football League. All teams lost except for Bloomsburg University. And they didn't play!

Let's take a look at the mascots that beat huskies:
.....Cavaliers
.....Cardinals
.....Sun Devils
.....Fightin' Blue Hens
.....Buster Bronco

I don't think any of these losses are excusable, but to a stupid BLUE HEN??!!

But please bear in mind that these aren't real huskies playing, but humans who are pretending to be huskies!

Updated Template

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I've updated my template. If I don't have your blog listed, please let me know and I'll add it.

Also, you'll notice that I have added the standings of the Husky Football League. I decided to track university's with football teams that are wise enough to have Huskies as mascots. If you notice a school I've overlooked, let me know that too.

Rooie wanted me to feature a picture of her and "her" car. She said it's hers because it's cute and fun.

Husky Logo #35

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(Hey Poseidon, this one's for you and your mama!)



My good friend Poseidon told me about this school. His mama went to school in this town, but her stupid school had a Bulldog for a mascot. You'll notice what type of dog Poseidon is. I don't think his mama has a bulldog!

This was HHS's lunch menu for Friday, Nov 17, 2006:

Cheeseburger, Peanut Butter Sandwich, Pizza, Corn Dog, Tossed Salad, Baked Beans, Peaches, Juice, and Milk.

I would gladly eat all of this!

Husky Logo #30

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Last weekend we where hanging out at home watching TV and we found a football game with a Husky team! So today I'm featuring the Northern Illinois University. I think this logo is cool. And the players on the football team were lucky enough to get to have it on their helmets.