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Sunday, November 18, 2007

Life With Football

Okay, here's the Husky Football League wrap-up: Huskies beat Orangemen & Golden Bears. Huskies lost to Rams & Midshipmen. It looks like the Bloomsburgs, Saskatchewans, and the Michigan Techs regular seasons are finished.

My Human is stupid and getting stupider! As I've mentioned a few times before, she went to a stupid University with a stupid striped C-A-T for a mascot! I told her that she should have chosen her school more carefully! In other words, one with a husky for a mascot.

Anywoo, for some bizarre reason, the football team of this non-husky team has won 9 games and lost just 1. My Human is waddling around in a daze talking about BCS rankings and stupid stuff like that.

Next Saturday "her" team will be playing a bunch of stupid crimson & blue birds that is "her" school's biggest rival. (Now, I'm saying that they are stupid because they are birds, and birds, by nature, are stupid. Just like humans, actually. I'm not saying that they are stupid because they are from that state that some of my best buds live in. But my Human would say that they are stupid just because they live in a town called Larry, or something like that. I lost interest when she was trying to explain it to me.)

Please realize that when my Human was a Freshpup at the striped C-A-T school, the football team lost all but 1 game. They were really bad for a really long time.

I have a feeling my Human is going to be unbearable for at least 1 more week, and possibly for another month and a half!


The Army of Four said...

Tubey! Your striped cats beat the claws off the purple cats from here! All the bipeds in town are moaning and stuff - it further bothers them that those birdies are doing so well. Ha roo roo roo!
Tail wags,
PS: Zim says thanks for the well-wishes!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Oh poor woo Turbo!

Sadly, I live in a state with khats that make most of the bi-peds khompletely krazy -

I mean, you should see the bumper stikhkers they put on their vehikhles - something about dog had to be a Penn State fan for 'he' made the sky blue and white -

HORKA time!

Be brave Turbo - be furry furry brave -

Woos and Wags,

Khyra - who wooo'd have gone to Bloomsburg or UKhonn if she was pikhking!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

For your human's sake, I hope that the striped cats do better against the birds than my cowboys did. Don't let Steve poop on the campus!! My mom says that as long as the wagons (sooners) don't win, she is happy.


Khady Lynn said...

Wow, your C-A-T-S kicked the Corn Heads butt, but so did the crimson and blue birds. That's going to be one tough game!

This time, I hope your C-A-T-S win against the stupid birds. I mean, cats are SUPPOSE to eat birds right?


Marley said...

My mom is happy for your human and her stupid striped Cat team. My Mom went a place where the mascots are fighting leprechauns. They apparently are supposed to be really good at this football thing, but this year is the worst in history. All she does is cry about it on the weekends, it's really annoying.