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Friday, November 23, 2007

Human Obsession


To answer the Ao4's question, no. I will not be going to the game. First of all, there aren't huskies playing in it, so it doesn't have any good points for me. Secondly, I think it's stupid.

But my Human won't be going either. She is stupid stitious right now. She's been wearing the same stupid Mizzou t-shirt every Friday this season, except for one. And that was the Friday before the only game that Mizzou lost. My Human has never been to a wining Missouri football game, so she feels like a bad influence! (Note to Sitka, when my Human went to the U of GA, the Bulldogs had their first losing season in a really long time. My Human moved away and the team starting winning again!)

Lots of stupid humans in Missouri and Kansas are bringing up stupid stuff that happened in the 1800's as a reason to hate each other. This is more proof that humans are stupid and we canines are superior. I'll be banning that sort of stupid behavior when I am President!

By the way, the head couch of Missouri does have a bit of a husky link. He was an assistant couch at the U of Washington in the 1970's and 1980's. So, I guess I'll root for Mizzou.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

But they are - hope my khlaws don't fall off my paws - KHATS!!!!!!!!

Aren't we more bird'er types?

OR how about a good old fashioned tie game!!!

I feel for woo Turbo - humans are stoopid -

They fell for Nika's Husky Abuse Post on SiberNutter -



H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

I think birds are more stupid than Khats. I mean, think about it. They are birds!

But, yeah humans are probably more stupid than even birds. It was funny about the SiberNutter joke!

Joe Stains said...

Mom has her silly superstitions too, humans are just nuts!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Wow - your hu-mom should be happy !

It is half time - aka - the time to let woo go potty -

BUT watch out for those birds -

Too bad UCONN tummied up against the HillybillyBi-peds -

At least Sitka's Dawgs won!

Ah yes, that Nika is something!

Woos and Wags,


Bama said...

Nika? Husky abuse?? Sibernutter??? Guess we're gonna have to make mom go surfing to find out what everypup is talking about!
Go Gators!! We decided since the "gator-husky" seems to be a pose that all huskies love, it's okay for us to be Gator fans and our whole house is celebrating that they beat those stupid Seminoles (Criminoles...)
Hope you're having a grrreat Thanksgiving weekend.
Bama & the RHP