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Saturday, November 24, 2007

Football Update!


Sadly, the Huskies lost to each team they played. They lost to Mountaineers, Cougars, and Cardinals.

But my Human is happy that her stupid striped C-A-T-S beat some stupid birds. The stupid C-A-T-S play some wagons next week for some stupid championship.

Oh yeah. I decided to see if I can be the new head football coach of the University of Nebraska. But I'll only do it if the team can be renamed the Corn Huskies!


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...


UKHONN sure bellyied up to The HillBillysMountainBoys!

Sad - the khoach of UKHONN is from 'here'

Hope your hu-mom appreciates our efforts!



Holly said...


I think the stupid corn heads should definitely hire you. You can't do any worse than Khallahan.

I'll see if I can put in a good word for you. You know the running game, and how to catch. Sounds like a good resume to me.

I like the new name CornHuskies!!!