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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Life With Lex

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You all know that Lex is stupid, but you may not know all of the reasons. He is stupid because he thinks he can just go up to my Human and get attention whenever he wants it. He is also stupid because he doesn't like to play husky games. Yes, he is half Husky, but he is also half Akita. He is less social than the rest of us. Sometimes when my Human sticks me in the box or I'm outside, Roo Roo will try to get Lex to play with her, but he just whines about it.

Lex likes a fine whine!

You know what else? Humans are stupid, too. Because they like the way Lex looks! They think he is soooooooooooo gorgeous with his stupid cream colored fur!

I won't say that Lex is good for nothing, however. He is very good at catching stupid no-possums during the night!

12 comments:

The Army of Four said...

Roo Roo looks a lot like our great-sister Jesse in that picture!
Tail wags,
Storm

Lex Houdini Dog said...

Storm, did Jesse know the meaning of the word "leavemealone"?

Lex Houdini Dog said...
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Turbo the Sibe said...

Lex, you're leaving double comments!

Joe Stains said...

So what kind of cheese goes with a Lex whine???

Holly said...

My human happens to be a hube whine fan. I mean WINE fan.

Poor Lex. He is sooo big and cute!

Hbbb

Marley said...

Wow, I think that Lex has further proven his stupidity by whining in the comments section, TWICE!

I do give him major credit for his no-possum catching skills. That is excellent, as no-possums are disgusting.

Marls

The Army of Four said...

Lex: Jesse was very sweet and Amber-esque from what great-brother Booter told me. No one ever told her that!
Tail wags,
Storm

Joseph said...

I think your blog has a lot of good information on it. Thank you and God bless

Joseph
www.mydoggilicious.com

cyber-sibes said...
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cyber-sibes said...

cyber-sibes said...
Woo, Turbo-
we've been catching up on your blog -- a-roos but you have to put up with a lot! Star is very very good at catching no-possums too, and so was Sherman, but now we live in a city & I don't even SEE no-possums around here. Maybe your mom can toss one over the fence all the way to my yard next time Lex catches one?

A-roos,
the Jack a-Roo
and woooos from Star

(apologies for removing our first comment, the number of spelling mistakes hu-mom made was embarrasing! We made her redo it right.)

Amici said...

Aww..we think Lex is beautiful!!! Maybe you can help loosen him up. :P